Establish a new social media (with black-jack and hookers!)

As cool as it is seeing your Twitter blown up with naked hotties of all ages vying for your cock, you realize that having girls submit their applications this way would soon become tiring. You really didn’t want to slog through disabling notifications again just to see what had updated, and if you wanted to review or message a single girl, the current stream of new posts and DMs would make that impossible.

Having your name out in such a public sphere as social media was its own double-edged sword. While it meant you were being noticed by women all across the world, including celebrities that you once worshiped in the old reality, this also could mean that you might be noticed by women whom you don’t want to see naked. You thank God (literally, in this case) that all the pictures and videos you’ve seen so far on the bird app were all at least 6-7/10. Maybe J.C did you a solid and made sure that this new reality was populated with women whom you consider attractive.

Finally, there was the issue of communication. You’ll definitely want to stick your dick in as many of these women as you could get away with, but if you wanted to spread your influence further than your town, then you’ll need a way to ensure your commands would be heard without you actually being present to provide it.

Fortunately, your massive IQ brain that had led you to this point so far struck with a new idea, one that could solve all these issues in one fell swoop. You envision the creation of a new social media type website where women from all around the world can send in pictures and videos as applications to star in your coveted porn empire. They could make their own profiles to make them easily searchable, and include information such as age, ethnicity, measurements, and even favorite sex position. It could also implement a rating system, or at least a filter to ensure only attractive women are seen by you, though you’d have to hire a team to enact that (or make them do it for free. Getting to watch videos of nude women all day is a good enough payment, right?). It will also give you a singular platform to focus on when posting updates (or more likely, commands) that you want people all around the world to see, massively increasing the reach your influence has.

The only issue is that you doubt you have the coding ability to establish a completely new website on the scale you need. Even getting whatever coding geniuses your school probably wouldn’t be enough; this requires professionals to pull it off.

With this in mind, a second idea hits you: rather than head out looking for some coding firm that could do the job for you, why not just partner with PornHub instead and make a sister site? It was a bit of a stretch thinking they’d be able to do this for you, but the new reality hasn’t let you down yet, so why not try?

You end up sending an email with your proposal, along with all of your ideas, to Pornhub customer support (out of lack of idea of whom else to send it to). You were pretty confident they’ll respond, but likely it’ll be some time before they do.