Equally Sized

A house sized cock, with an equally proportioned sack, full of a lake's worth of semen.

As you select this option, an alert pops up on the web page.

"Are you sure?" it reads.

"Yes, yes, of course I am!" you mutter to yourself, rapidly clicking on the damned pop-up to get it to go away. Confirmation after confirmation box appears on your computer. Your eyes glaze over as you mindlessly confirm decision after decision, eager to meet your new creation.

The final prompt appears on your screen, the only words on it say "Good Luck"

In your haste, you noticed that you had skipped to...