Elf Fantasies

"That really put me into the mood for the holidays," Ashley said giddily. "My dad is putting up our decorations this weekend. Now, I'm going to push from him to buy more."

"Knowing Jamie, I'll have an ally after he saw all those cool displays," Victoria chimed in.

The teens were safely away in Brandon's black SUV. It had taken longer than the guys hoped to get to the vehicle and move it closer on the side street. During that time, Ashley and Victoria raved to the Millers and their classmates about their performances. Even Lisa begrudging complimented the decorations for their creativity.

"Wasn't that something special, Bran?"

"It was something; I'll say," Brandon nodded, palming his erection through his jeans. I can't remember the last time I was this horny—oh, yeah, I can. It was that cheerleader bake sale last month, but still. "Those costumes looked to be expensive."

"Nah, those are the kind that you can get online at any store...or so I think," Lisa responded, blushing.

"It sounds like one little lady had been looking up sexy outfits online," Brandon teased, turning around for a moment to look at his sister's best friend in the backseat. "You get any surprises lately, Zack?"

"What?! Sexy outfits?" Zack repeated, bewildered as his eyes grew wide. "Lisa?"

"It was for Halloween," the saucy teen explained, before adding softly. "And maybe Christmas."

"As in my present?!"

"Can we please not talk about stuff like that!" Victoria interrupted. While not a prude, she didn't feel comfortable discussing anything remotely close to dealing with sex around anyone but her closest friends. And even then, Heather and Ashley could get too graphic for her tastes.

"Lighten up, Vicky. I bet Dustin back there would blow a gasket if you rocked one." I know I would. Brandon thought, shaking his head. At some point, Vick has got to be more open about sex. She's going to be the kind of girl that either transforms overnight in college or gets taken advantage of by an older guy.

"Brandon! I would never—"

"Why not?" Dustin asked, sounding depressed.

"Why would I? I'm not some...tart!" She couldn't ring herself to use the word slut.

"Oh, so I'm a little tart for wanting to dress up sexily for my boyfriend? Is that what you're saying, blondie," Lisa asked from one side of the backseat to the far end.

"Didn't Amber use to dress up as guest elf whenever she used to visit?" Brandon questioned his girlfriend. Knowing how Lisa's arguments could escalate, he wanted to shift the conversation.

"Yeah, she did."

"Soooo, any chance Sharon will have any other guest elves this year? Say another cheer squad member?"

"Ha! Heather said she would never—oh! Would you like me to dress up as a sexy elf?" Ashley inquired with a grin. The idea seemed laughable to her, but the glow in Brandon's eyes made her consider it.

"Hell yeah, I would!"

The black SUV erupted in laughter, from everyone but Victoria, at Brandon's obvious horniness. Zack and Dustin shifted in their seats. Both guys were picturing more cheerleaders performing as sexy elves.

"You know, Ashley doesn't need to help Sharon to dress up as a sexy elf, Brandon. She can do that anytime," Lisa pointed out.

"I know. I just kinda want to see her dance in it too," Brandon admitted.

"Aww, that's so sweet, Bran," Ashley cooed. Leaning across the console, she kissed his cheek. "Maybe if you're extra nice to me, I can ask Sharon. They put on that performance every Saturday until Christmas, plus the 23rd."

"You will? That would be awesome!"

"Maybe I'll even see if any of the other cheerleaders want to join. I'm sure if I can convince a few younger girls to go for it, then Heather will feel the pressure of getting left out," Ashley said, scheming.

Fuck me! Ashley AND Heather out there with those other three. I'll need to drag Ash into one of those elf buildings...whoa! This could be my shot at threesome!

"Don't forget about Maddie, Ash. We all know she likes to dress up and act," Lisa reminded.

"What!?" Brandon barked, the SUV swerving slightly. "My sister is not dressing up like that for guys to ogle! No fucking way!"

"So, it's okay for men to ogle me?" Ashley asked, indigently

Seeing his girlfriend cross her arms in anger, Brandon backtracked. "No, it's not like that. I'm...I'm only thinking of my dad's reaction."

"Sure, you were," Lisa sarcastically commented.

"Shut up, Lisa!" Brandon ordered. Then he realized his mistake. A fatal one. "Sorry! I didn't mean yell at you."

"But you did, and you're going to pay for that rudeness, buster." Lisa's glare told Brandon her threat was very real.

Shit, Lisa's paybacks are the worst. She'll probably rope in Mads too.

"Hey, Zack, what are you doing tomorrow? Wanna hit the mall with Trent and me?" Brandon asked, attempting to change the subject.

"Uh, maybe. I'm not sure what I'm doing yet," Zack answered.

"Don't think you can change the subject so easily, jock," Lisa warned her best friend's sister. "And Zack might be coming with us to our cabin tomorrow. I'm still working on my dad to let him come with us in the morning."

"You want to brave the mall on Black Friday?" Dustin challenged.

"Hey, the best deals happen then—not that I'm going cheap on my girl," Brandon denied, worried that Ashley would think him cheap.

"It's the thought that counts, Bran. Remember that," the slim blonde added. "Some of us girls might hit a few shops tomorrow as well."

"Nah, Brandon's just cheap. I'll be sure to tell Madison that her present came from the bargain bin," Lisa informed him.

"I'm not cheap; I just can't work because I have football."

"Isn't football season over?" Victoria asked.

"And doesn't your mom own a restaurant where you could work?" Dustin added, slipping the knife in further.

"And you dad owns a car dealership, you know. I guess you're too big a man to wash cars," Lisa remarked.

"What the hell! Is this gang up on Brandon time?"

"Hey, we're here!" Ashley said, saving her boyfriend. "Now, my parents won't be back for at least two more hours. That gives us an hour just to be safe in case they come home early."

"An hour for what?" Victoria asked, becoming alarmed.

"What do you think for, princess," Lisa remarked. "I plan to show my Thanksgiving to my guy. Aren't you willing to do the same?"

Victoria squirmed in her seat in discomfort, both at getting called princess and for the idea of sex happening in the Woodsen home.

Sensing that discomfort, Dustin made a frantic attempt to save his chances. "We don't need to do anything new. Maybe just the same stuff...unless you want to do more."

Zack blanched at the thought of the couple doing more. Reaching past Lisa, he opened the back door and motioned for her to get out of the now stopped vehicle. Sick of the blonde's attitude about others having sex, the brunette wanted to see this conversation. Only reluctantly did she allow Zack to push her out of the car. Still, she craned her head to catch as much as she could hear.

"I...no, I think I'll go home. I'm...tired, yes, I'm tired. It must be the turkey I ate," Victoria struggled to find a reason.

"You're tired? Well, okay, I guess if you are..." Dustin trailed off with a sigh. His chances of doing more than heavy petting vanishing before his eyes.

"Yes, I am tired. Please, walk me home."

"Alright," Dustin said, sliding out of the car after her. It looked to be another night with only his hand to relieve his frustrations.

"The problem with Princess Peach is that she needs a man who's passionate and not a wuss," Lisa declared as the two couple walked toward the front door.

"Dustin's not a wuss, he's respectful," Zack defended, watching his crush and her boyfriend walk to her front door across the street.

"Nope, she's not losing her cherry until a guy stops prancing around the issue. Her kind of girl needs a man that can light a fuse inside that cold cunt of hers."

"That's not nice, Lisa!" Ashley cried.

Brandon didn't say it, but he agreed with Lisa's crude comment.