ENCOUNTER Fay with sex in mind. On a 7-9, choose one.

⚃⚀ + 4 = 9

On a 7-9, you have to convince Fay.

"Morgan, REALLY?" Fay says. "Did Snake Hair bite you again? You're going to help Warden Pissfart Pervylook recover from her POETICALLY JUST fate?"

Indeed, the spell SHAMEGASM that you stole from the Warden's mind does exactly that. Paralyzing pain, pissing yourself, a loud fart, and then an orgasm. And the Warden had cast it on you and Fay.

Fay sniffs. "That's her cunt juice on your hand. What about Golondrina? All for one, one for all, the Three Beaverteers?"

You take a deep breath and **** a laugh. "Wouldn't you like to have the Warden in your pocket?" you say.

"Frankly no," Fay says. "Maybe you should have gone out for House Draconis, Morgan."

"Well, I'm sort of doing it for Miss Wormwood," you say. "She asked me to look in on the Warden in case it would help, and it did. The Warden snapped out of her spellburn when I touched her."

"Oh, Miss Wormwood, well, that makes it alright," Fay says. "Only the SECOND perviest member of Staff, after Whiptail. Did you LIKE being Nurse's plaything?"

"Yes. No. You KNOW, Fay," you say. "You know me. You KNOW me."

Fay turns away with a sniffle. "I'm NOT crying, you're crying," she says.

You are crying.

"Fay," you say.

She turns back and buries her head in your shoulder. "God you've RUINED my life, Morgan," she mutters. "I know what love is. What it FEELS like. Because of you, you incredible bitch. I just wish you didn't love EVERYBODY."

"I DON'T!" you protest. "Tutor is a BITCH. Housemaster is CRUEL. Headmistress is a self-important gasbag. Pip is a sneaky, vindictive coward, even if she DID make up with me. Draconis is full of phonies."

"Bertha Beeblossom has fake boobs!" Fay says.

"We don't know that," you say.

"Let's find out!" Fay says.

You laugh and cry together as you hold each other.

The tears stop. The sniffles turn to sighs, the laughs to kisses. The embrace goes from comfort to desire. Robes off. To the bed.

Fay licks Barbara Torch's juice from the back of your hand. "There, gone. Ate you up, bitch," she says. "Morgan, give me yours to wash the taste from my mouth."

"Fay," you sigh.

"Give me," she says. "Give me."

You lie back and part your legs. Her warm breath tickles your frizzy black bush.

Roll +CUNNING(+2) to HAVE SEX with Fay.

⚀⚄ + 2 = 8

On a 7-9, choose one and apply MIND MELD if you can imagine Fay has a secret you don't already know:

• You have a pretty good time.
• Your sex has magical or psychic ripple effects. Describe a conspicuous
  effect over the area. Gain +1 XP. Next: GET OUT OF TROUBLE.
• Your sex triggers magical backfire. Gain +1 XP and describe a scene where
  you and your partner(s) suffer the effects of accidentally triggered spells.
• Your sex attracts hostile forces, monsters, or enemies of Boarbristle. Gain +1 XP and describe the lurking threat. Next: GET OUT OF DANGER.
• You have a rocking good time to mutual exhaustion. Gain +1 XP. Take a CONSEQUENCE.