On a 7-9, you and Fay lose your grip on her magic dildo. GET OUT OF TROUBLE.

Sometimes it's nice to just lie back and enjoy. Fay kneels between your legs, making little humming and squishing sounds as she applies lips, tongue, and fingers to your sex.

"Oh, Fay," you sigh. "Yes. Yes, slow. Ahhh."

Slow. So different from where your sex life started out, bent over a straw bale on an autumn night, a bonfire crackling nearby, a village boy behind you giving you hard, eager, awkward thrusts as the chorus of others' couplings echoed in the fire-flickering night.

That first night had left you hungry, wanting more. It felt good being filled, good, but not enough. Never quite enough. And before you had left your village for Boarbristle, the midwife had taken you aside and shown you what women could do for one another. You bloomed. You soared. You still hungered for boys. You still do.

But you've never found any worth keeping.

Fay.

Fay makes a little grunting laugh, her face pressed between your legs. "You're wet, Morgan," she says. "What is it?"

"I dunno, it's something you do," you tell her. "More. More, please."

Fay laughs. "Time for Our Hero, methinks."

Fay has a bit of a fetish for using her wand sexually, and she's learned a number of very specific conjurations.

"Alright," you say. "Been a while."

Fay kneels up on the bed and holds her wand in front of her soft, blonde-fuzzy mound. "Io olisbos, io didymophalle, io Priapos!" she incants.

Her wand swells, growing in breadth and length and sprouting a tapered, crowned head on each end. It goes from stiff but supple to yielding but firm enough.

"Turn," Fay says. You turn partly to your side and raise a leg. "Here comes."

Fay takes her wand, transformed to a warm and very realistic-feeling double-ended dildo, and slips it inside you. Your eyes roll back and you sigh. "Yes."

The mattress shifts as she adjusts her position and holds the other end poised between the lips of her sex.

"OH that's been a while," Fay says. "FUCK that's good." She settles down, sitting astride your upper leg, her bum resting on your lower leg as her sex kisses yours around Our Hero. After a minute of slow, deep breaths, connecting her will with the dildo's enchantment, she starts rocking atop you. You feel Our Hero pulsing inside you, echoing Fay's heartbeat through the head, and you know Fay is feeling your heartbeat through the head inside her.

"So FUCKING good," Fay murmurs. "You're a treasure, Morgan." She rocks back and forth. "FUUUCK."

"Love you too," you say.

"You impossible bitch," Fay says.

"More," you say.

"More?" Fay says. "I'll give you more." She lies back, shifting her weight off you and onto the bed, staying connected like forks, like clothespins, like scissors, with Our Hero pulsing inside you. "Presto, presto, agitato!" Fay incants.

Our Hero goes into frantic motion, thrusting quickly in and out, pistoning between you and Fay. Your voices rise in ragged moans, each calling out when the dildo thrusts in. "Ah AH Ah AH Ah AH Oh AHH!" the cries alternate between you and Fay. And it's working, it's pushing you higher, higher, until your dam bursts and your sex squeezes down hard. Fay squeals and jerks as your muscles relax and you fall apart, each flat on your back on the bed.

But Our Hero is still moving, fucking in and out of Fay at a furious pace. You see a jet of clear liquid spurt from between Fay's sex lips, her hips tilt, and suddenly the enchanted dildo is flying.

Through the air.

Across the room.

And out the window with a tinkle of breaking glass.

The two of you are too sex-drunk to react. You lie on your backs, your moans turning to sighs turning to deep breaths, with an occasional "Oh!" as an aftershock ripples through you.

"Fay?" you say.

"Ah?" she says.

"It went out the window," you say.

"Oh," she says. "Uh."

You hear voices outside.

When you HAVE SEX with Fay, on a 7-9, choose:

• Gain +1 XP. Something embarrassing goes wrong. GET OUT OF TROUBLE.

Your roommate Fay in House Minerval is your FRIEND.
Golondrina Redmoor of House Leontes, is your FRIEND and owes you a FAVOR.
Miss Hemstitch, Tutor of House Beavertail, owes you a FAVOR to help get Golondrina into House Beavertail.

You know the spell TRANSFORM and the Forbidden Spell SHAMEGASM.

You have taken on the GOAL (-2 Diligence) of helping Barbara Torch recover from her magical injuries from the ambush from Vindicatrix.

You have the GOAL (-2 Ambition) of getting Golondrina into House Beavertail. This GOAL is in abeyance while you help Barbara Torch.

You have Ambition +2, Bravery -1, Cunning +2, Diligence +0, and 4 XP.

Roll +CUNNING(+2) (+2 Cunning) to GET OUT OF TROUBLE.