Dumb Prude or Brainy Slut

"Turn a toad into a prince or a pumpkin into a carriage," said Jenny.

"I think you're confusing fairy godmothers with witches," said Lilith.

"Whatever, Glenda Good Witch of the North, or are you the Wicked Witch of the West?" Jenny laughed.

"Are you the smartest girl on campus?" asked Megan.

"I don't mean to brag, but I've never made below an A, and have a full ride scholarship."

"But you don't mean to brag," said Etta.

"Show me some witchcraft, though," said Jenny. "Seriously, I want to see you pull a rabbit out of your ass."

The girls huddled then they all looked at Jenny, held out their hands and said something in a language Jenny did not understand.

"What was that?" asked Jenny.

"We cursed you," said Etta.

"Mmm hmmm."

"Every hour you go without swallowing cum, you lose the equivalent of a half an IQ point, so if you go 24 hours without swallowing cum, for example, you'll lose 12 IQ points."

"Sure."

"Oh, and you can't suck off the same guy twice, but don't worry, this will only last until you graduate."

"Whatever losers."

"We'll check in with you in a couple of days," said Lilith.

"I'll watch the skies for your broomsticks," said Jenny as she returned to her book.

"What now?" asked Lilith.

"Hey, I know, let's head to sorority row and fuck with random bitches," said Megan. "We'll give them one chance to be nice to us, and if they do, we cast a spell on them to make their day better, and if they don't..."

The three laughed and walked on.