Drunks Don't Judge

Heather slinks inside the cabin leaving Kurt and Brandon alone for a few seconds.

"Alright dude." Kurt goes serious for a second, looking at Brandon "You know these broads better than me, who is most likely to put out?" he bluntly states.

Brandon let's out a laugh, slightly imagining the blonde haired older cousin of Heather is messing with him.

"Seriously dude." Kurt notices his hesitation "If I'm getting drunk I better have someplace to wet my dick tonight so either I need to know who to liquor up and who to stay away from."

"Hah! Well..." Brandon thinks "Ashley is out...obvious reasons." Brandon gives Kurt a slug in the arm "And no, I'm not into sharing so don't even think."

"Fucker." Kurt laughs "Maybe you don't want to share but what if your girl would love a double dicking?"

"Yeah yeah, okay buddy!" Brandon rolls his eyes "Honestly man, I dunno, Vicky is pretty timid so I can't see her putting out very easily. Chloe I don't know much about but I think she's with Gavin maybe? Or has a thing for Zack? Not sure to be honest..." Brandon shrugs "That just leaves Heather...which, that's your cousin so I'm guessing she's not even on your radar."

"A dick doesn't judge bro!" Kurt palms his crotch over his trunks "Especially a drunk dick!"

At that point Heather steps back outside with a fifth of Vodka and a fifth of Bourbon "I got booze!" she smiles, holding the still frosty bottles up in the air. "We're slumming it and just drinking straight from the bottle!" she sways her hips back and forth towards the patio table, setting down both the bottles.

"Heather knows the chicks better, ask her." Brandon tells Kurt.

"Knows the chicks better?" Heather asks from behind her back as she's fiddling around with the **** on the table.

"Who is gonna put out the easiest?" Kurt questions his cousin.

Without even the slightest delay for Heather to think or contemplate the question at all "Oh, Ashley for sure." she tells Kurt "Chick can go bat-shit crazy at parties especially if **** is involved and even more so when there are a bunch of shirtless, drunk and sexy guys." Heather unscrews the cap off the fifth of Vodka "Actually one time just a few months ago her and I were..." Heather turns around, looking at the two guys before she remembers Brandon is right there "Her and I were..." she pauses connecting with Brandon's curious gaze "Were playing..., solitaire." she smiles "And she won. It was crazy! Absolutely bat-shit crazy!" she smiles and then gives Brandon a wink.

"Sorry Brandon!" Kurt laughs, slugging the flabbergasted look off the man "Guess you're sharing tonight if I can't make headway on any of the other broads."

"Although something is up with Vicky today..." Heather holds up the fifth in the air before wrapping her lips around the neck of the bottle and taking a swig. She exhales hard, clenching her eyes as the burning sensation of just straight Vodka goes down her gullet "I've never see her wear something so provocative but I gotta say, she looked fucking great." she passes the Vodka over to Kurt "So maybe she's trying to open up a bit? Although trying out a new swimsuit and opening up her legs are two totally different things, but ya never know. You are sharing a room, make a move if you want but I'd say chances with her would be pretty low."

Kurt swallows a hefty gulp of Vodka before passing the bottle to Brandon "You should have seen the gaudy swimsuit she was going to put on. Some nasty one piece which would cover her body up. Fuck man, with a body like hers why would she ever want to hide that." he laughs while he looks at Brandon who gives him a nod in agreement.

"Then there's Chloe..." Heather purses her lips, thinking "I don't know much about Chloe to be honest. I think she has a thing for Gavin maybe? Or even Zack?"

"That's what Brandon said too..." Kurt replies, rubbing his chin with his hand while watching Brandon down another gulp of Vodka before passing it back to Heather. "Still though, I'm willing to offer my cock to her." he laughs.

"Ahhh..." Brandon exhales "And that's all the chicks, since you're cousins no way you'd go for him."

Heather looks at Brandon, gripping the fifth from him "Well...A pussy doesn't judge." she flashes her teeth at the football player before knocking back another drink. Once more, she clenches her eyes and swallows the burning sensation down "Especially a drunk pussy!" she laughs, passing the bottle to Kurt.

"That's exactly what Kurt said!" Brandon laughs "Two peas in a pod!"

"What can I say?" Kurt shrugs "When you're as fucking good looking as her and I..." he swigs back another drink before passing it to Brandon "Sometimes when your drunk, your body just wants to fuck and family shouldn't get in the way of that."

"To each their own!" Brandon tilts the Vodka at the two cousins "No judgement here!" he pours even more liquid down his throat. "Fuck!" he says out loud "We may need to slow down a bit or else we'll be passing out before getting a chance to have some fun." he hands the bottle back to Heather.

"Seriously though Kurt..." Heather sets the fifth of Vodka down on the table behind her and picks up the fifth of Bourbon "Give her this..." she hands the fifth to her cousin "Keep your shirt off..." she steps forward and moves her hands down the sides of his arms, pretending to brush his body off "And Ashley's panties will be on the floor in no time!" she looks at Brandon and begins laughing hard.

"Oh fuck you guys!" Brandon lets out a few sarcastic laughs "My girlfriend isn't that easy!"

"Well, she's with you soooo..." Heather trails off.

"Ophf Heather!!" Kurt groans "Going straight for the jugular!"

"Gimme that Bourbon you fuckers!" Brandon steps forward, gripping the **** from Kurt before popping it open "Ashley and I are in a happy monogamous relationship and you fuckers can try but no way will she be tempted!" he grins before throwing the bottle back, sucking down that brown liquid into his body.