Drake Auctions You Off

“One fully female ****,” Drake announces to the room, “Can I start the bidding at $1000 dollars?”

Immediately your stomach begins to turn. Men and women begin raising their hands and shouting. One person shouts, “How do we know she’s a real woman!?”

With that drake lifts the hem your dress up revealing your flat womanhood covered in sexy lingerie.

“Is that good enough for y’all?”