Divine

Dicks are not thought to be lewd, vulgar and taboo to girls. In fact, all girls consider dicks to be
DIVINE.
All female creatures revere the masculine power of the penis and worship them as beatific gifts given to mankind. Dicks are respected, admired and held in the highest regard
To even behold a dick is a privilege for women. To enjoy the pleasures of sex (orally, vaginally or anally) is an angelic experience.
This does not affect our society, in terms of gender equality. However, women are devout followers of the penis, and respect all men for being the holders of their lords. Even perverts (like Mineta) are loved by all women for the holy might of his dick.

Mineta had to check his pulse, at the end of that. Imagining the grateful, awe-inspired faces of his classmates, as they bask in the glory that is his penis, standing proud.

He hoped this didn't have unforeseen consequences.