Debbi the Nude MP

Debbi came into work one day and saw Jeff approach her out of the corner of her eye.

"Hey Debbi, have you ever been interested in politics?"

"Sure," she said turning towards him with slight suspicion "I've been to a few surgeries."

"How would you like to be an MP? You know, for the Lab Dems."

"Errm, don't you mean the Lib Dems?"

"No, haven't you heard? I've talked to Diane and we've decided to start our own party, the Laboratory Democrats. The three parties just aren't cutting it, you know?"

'Oh great,' Debbi thought, 'a fourth party? What's next, are we going to reach an arm out to Sinn Fein or the Raving Loonies?'

"Uhh, yeah," Debbi demurred, not wishing to upset her boss.

"Great! What's your constituency? Diane and I are lucky to live in different neighborhoods, so we can both be candidates."

"I don't know, I haven't kept up with that. I live right by the Square..."

"Fantastic! That makes three candidates for us! No need to worry, I'll file the paperwork and take care of your deposit, Diane will follow up with you via e-mail."

"Thanks...?"