David (Blowjob Universe)

David was a dim dropout with no prospects that one day died and woke up in his heaven -- a Blowjob Universe entirely like the real world except peopled with women compelled to reluctantly provide blowjobs. He was not too bright, so he did not ponder the theological implications but instead pushed his one significant body part past the tonsils of every woman he met in the Blowjob Universe.

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A long time through David's facefucking rampage through the afterlife, he received a red envelope carried by a young woman in an NBC page uniform. She disappeared before David could fuck her face or find out her name. After a blinding flash of light, David found himself in a place even stranger than the Blowjob Universe -- New York City.

"Fuck, where am I?" he asked, staring in surprise at Times Square. He thought he could see the page turning the corner, so he gave chase. She had delectably pink lips, and David could only ever move his few braincells when getting a blowjob.