Dance!

Sure she had seen Ashley drunk. More than once. But right now was a new level.

The second human Spectre was in revealing civilian clothes and dancing on the bar. Very sexual dancing!

"Wow. Williams is really into it." Traynor had to keep her tongue in her mouth.

"That she is." A body less voice said. "Her feed on the net has reached over 5 billion views. And growing."

"Kasumi." Shepard did need to ask.

The cloak disappeared. "Hey Shep."

"What is going on?"

"Williams is dancing like a stripper while being very drunk."

"I can see that. Why haven't you stopped her?"

"Because the feed. Someone needs to keep this going." She had her omnitool still recording.

"SHEPARD!" Ashley's voice rang over the cheering crowd. She hooped off the table and staggered over. "Commander." She gave a drunk salute.

"Lieutenant. How far gone are you?"

"Oh...I lost..'hicup' count."

"She's on her tenth. Strong stuff. Not the strongest but she's a lightweight." Aethyta answered.

"I...am...not!" Ashley argued.

"Shepard I would have cut her off but her 'show' has actually increased tips. So I'm letting her have her fun."

"Aethyta...it's good to see you."

"Shepard come on!" Ashley started dragging her to the table.

"Ash? What are you doing?!"

"Drinks! Then dance! Maybe...more liquor will help your dancing skills!"

I don't think there's enough **** in the galaxy to help with that." Kasumi smirked.

Traynor and Ashley laughed as Shepard rolled her eyes.

"Loosen...up..come on." Ashley held out a drink.

"We did come to have some fun. Right?" Traynor said.

Shepard took the drink and downed it in one shot. "Wow are you getting drunk on water?"

"Here." Aethyta pushed a drink down the counter.

Shepard took it. It had some more bite but not the worst. "Better."

"Give it a minute." The asari smirked.

Then it hit. Things started to get wavy.

Shepard shook her head. "Okay. Not bad."

Ashley grabbed her and pulled her up on the table. "Come on dance Commander!"

"Ash!"

The croud began to cheer.

Shepard groaned and gave in. The **** did make her moves better but it was still funny. She blushed but was laughing too.

"Kasumi no recordings!"

"Of course." She crossed her fingers behind her back.

Traynor did some shot and soon the three were acting like drunk idiots.

But Illuim may not be the best place for three drunk women. Even legendary ones.