Bad hangover.

Her head was killing her.

That was what the great Commander Shepard first realized when she came to.

"Ug... "she moaned softly as she tried to sit up. The covers over herself fell revealing she was completely naked. "Shit."

Shepard felt someone next to her move slightly but not wake. She looked and was stunned to see an equally naked Traynor. The Specialist was out cold but she was clutching something in her hand.

She looked closely and saw a sex toy!

Shepard paled a little at the what they probably did. And the other soreness in her body. She slipped off the bed and nearly tripped over someone on the floor.

She saw a nude Ashley Williams passed out cold. A bottle of liquor in her hands. An empty bottle.

"What the hell happened last night?" She whispered to herself.

The Commander held her splitting head as she tried to find some clothes. But she didn't find any. Anywhere. They were obviously in some fancy hotel room by the design.

Quietly she slipped past the naked brunette and went to the main living room area. Hoping for some answers.

She didn't find any of their clothes but found the tell tale signs of a very drunken party. The room was a mess and empty bottles filled the ground.

"That explains the hangover. But where the hell are my clothes?"

"Hey Shep." Kasumi appeared sitting on the couch. Her omnitool still recording.

"Ah!!" Shepard rushed to cover her bare breast and smooth pussy. "Kasumi?! What are you doing?!"

"Looking at the feed for last night. You three really gave everyone an amazing show. You can stop covering. All of Illium has already seen everything."

What?!"

"Here take a look."

Shepard looked at the feed and sure enough the three naked girls were all over the Extranet. What started as a fun night became a night of total exposure. The three had been all over the place. Naked as the day they were born!!

"Why?! Why would you record that?!"

"Why not? Besides most of this isn't from me. You three were very popular last night."

Shepard grabbed her head in frustration. This was so humiliating. Billions of people saw her naked and act like a fool.

"I need to go. Need to get dressed and to the Normandy. Where are my clothes?"

Kasumi smirked at that. "Yeah. About that..."

Shepard didn’t like the look in Kasumi's eyes.