Damage control

This is not the time to think or to wait; this is a time for action.

Immediately you command your mainframe system to bring your entire base to Defcon 1, which immediately triggers a loud siren that echoes throughout the entirety of your pocket dimension.

Gaz can only look on it with surprise at the sudden loud sound, but before she could even question why you commanded such a thing, you make a base-wide announcement through the computer's mainframe.

“MINIONS! Prepare for battle! I need you all equipped and battle-ready in 10 minutes!” You commanded your minions loudly as you immediately stood from your chair and began making your way over to the elevator. Gaz followed closely behind her faced wracked with confusion.

“Hey! What the hell is going on and where the hell do you think you’re going?!” Gaz yelled loudly as she demanded answers as she chased after you. Immediately you stopped midway in your sudden rush to get to the elevator and quickly turned to face your gothic friend with your hands clenched tightly in anger and in anticipation for what is to come.

“What’s going on is that Bill cipher has finally made his way to that dimension and has unleashed hell upon its inhabitants! An I’m going there to find out why and how that psychopath made his way to that world!” You snap towards your purple-haired companion which shocks her slightly as shes only ever seen this side of you once and that was back when the two of you first met. Gaz knows that this aggression that she sees in front of her now is you in full panic mode and that you would only ever act like this if the situation was completely dire.

Normally if somebody ever snaps as you did towards Gaz, she would’ve ripped her head off. However, Gaz is able to rein herself in as she remembers that this is what she agreed to help you do.

She agreed to help you bring balance to the multi-verse and prevent stuff like this from happening.

So Gaz takes a deep breath and rains in her anger as looks at you expectantly with clenched fists.

“I’m going with you,” Gaz tells you with a tone of finality. You immediately saw this response coming, but you shake your head as you needed Gaz here to do a far more important task.

“No.” You tell your purple-haired friend flatly but just as she was about to demand from you a reason of why she could not follow you. You explain further as you immediately point back towards the carnage field screens.

“Gaz before you say anything I need you to look at the screens and tell me how bad you think the situation is. How many people do you think are dead? How many governments do you think are still functioning after an attack like this? How many armies do you think have been caught off guard and are in complete disarray now?” You question your Gothic brawler and immediately Gaz tries to argue against you but goes silent as her mind immediately comes up the same answer you did.

All the governments of this world have fallen; their armies are in complete disarray; there is no one coming to help these people.

The only group that can even help them at this point is… You.

Despite coming to this realization, Gaz looks down as she grits her teeth and clinches her gauntlet covered hands even tighter as you explain Gaz’s purpose while you’re away investigating the cause of this, this… Weirdmageddon.

“Gaz.” You begin as you place one of your power armored hands on her shoulder, which immediately causes the buxom brawler to look up at you.

“Gaz I need you here at the base to coordinate the minion's efforts to do damage control on this world. I need you to save as many people as you can and fight back as many of these monsters as you can, your father created you to be a protector, and I know you can command these minions while I’m gone. I know this because you always found a way to bring me to a standstill whenever we played a real-time strategy game, a feat that nobody else has ever done. You’re the only one I can trust with this while I’m out looking for answers.” You plead with your purple-haired friend. To which Gaz goes silent for a little bit as you can see her brows furrowed in anger and her teeth clenching frustration she merely knocks your power armored hand off of her shoulder. However just as you think to yourself that Gaz is going to say no and demands that she comes with you, she merely turns around and shouts with an obviously frustrated voice as she makes her way over the command console.

“FINE! I’ll do my best to do damage control and take care this stupid mess you’ve got me into, but you better come back alive! Or I’m going to find a way bring you back from the dead if only so I can throttle you myself!” Gaz yells as she stomps her way over to the central command console. You sigh to yourself and whisper out a small thank you to Gaz as you turn and make your way into the elevator.

“Sigh… Thanks, Gaz” you tell Gaz with relief tone in your voice. However, just as the elevator doors are about to close and begin the process of teleporting you over to gravity falls. You hear Gaz yell out one more thing as the doors close.

“Don’t thank me, idiot, just remember what I said and don’t forget you give your minions a speech or something stupid like that!” Gaz tells you as the elevator door shut tight. As they do you realize Gaz is right, your minions are fresh off the form and have no idea what to getting themselves into, it may be a good idea to give them some inspiring words before they jump headfirst into hell.

As the elevator prepares itself to teleport you to gravity falls you immediately ask yourself…