Blunt, but honest.

The mouse men are fresh and naïve and have no idea what they’re getting themselves into, so it would be best to give them a blunt but honest speech before they dive headfirst into this insanity.

So, just as the elevator begins to charge up with the required energy to send you through the magical barrier that contains bill cipher and his little band of misfits, you immediately patched into your pocket dimension’s announcement system and began your speech to your minions.

“All right boys! Listen up! I need you all to hear what I have to say here and now before we engage our enemy.” You begin as you study yourself and try to find the right words to say to inspire hope into your minions.

“I say this for the fact that you all are nowhere near ready to take on the overwhelming threat that we will all now rush to meet.” You tell your many mouse-like soldiers through and pause for a second as you bring more caring tone to your voice as the glow of the elevator begins to glow dimly like glow sticks from the build of energy as it prepares to transport you.

“I wish we had more time to prepare; I wish I had more time to train you all, I wish that I didn’t have to send you all straight into the thick of it just hours after you were born but none of that matters now.” Your voice suddenly changes as you raise your voice as you let your voice carry with it, a sense of determination.

“What matters right now are the countless lives that now hang in the balance due to the actions of a tortilla chip shaped motherfucker in a top hat! Right now, an entire world is under siege from the chaotic and strange forces of Bill cipher and his many misfit minions! Right now, people suffer, scream, and run in terror as their world falls apart due to Bill cipher and his egomaniacal madness.” You announce with confidence and determination as your voice begins to grow even louder as the light within the elevator begins to glow even brighter, to the point that the entire elevator now looks well lit.

“Their governments have fallen, their armies are in disarray, these people cannot see any light at the end of the dark tunnel that they are trapped in, as they beg and scream to be let out of this unfortunate nightmare that they have been trapped in. Though they may not see the light within the darkness of this nightmare that does not mean there isn’t a light of hope there for these people.” You announce with confidence and determination oozing out of you as you summon an old familiar weapon from your personal inventory. The Laser Assisted Electrical Rifle or LAER for short, an old favorite of your that packs quite the punch, especially after the modifications you added to this mass-produced weapon from the big empty.

“For we are that shining light of hope in this darkness of a nightmare that these people find themselves in! For though you may be inexperienced and as green as grass, This, however! This is what I Created you to do; I created each and every one of you to fight against this type of madness in order to bring balance and peace to the multiverse! I made you, bred you, and gave you all that you brave men would need to fight against the foes that we now race off to face in battle!” You say as you flip the switch on your rifle allowing it to charge up and hum with bright orange energy as the light from the energy of the elevator has reached the point where it is almost blinding as you continue.

“For this is a time where you will all be tested and after all is said and done, you will emerge as what I have always intended for you boys to be! You are the guardians of the multiverse, the keepers of the balance, my strong right hand that will bring peace to this chaotic and fractured multiverse! An though I will not lead you into battle for I have my own mission to complete, know that I believe in each and every one of you, and I know that none of you will let me down. However if my pretty words aren't enough for some you, then know that you go into battle fighting not for me, or for you, but for the lives of brothers, for Bill cipher is one greedy son of a bitch and I highly doubt he will be simply satisfied with making only one world his **** puppet! So, when you go out there and face these horrible abominations that this talking Dorito chip shaped bastard has unleashed upon this world, know that you fight these monsters for the sake of every single man, woman, and child that exists out there in the greater multiverse!” You announce loudly and confidently as the light in the elevator has become so blinding that you have to close your eyes to block out the brightness as the teleporter finishes charging up.

“Now go and do what I made you for, go and bring balance to this world in chaos, go and save as many lives as you possibly can and ensure that this world will live to see a new dawn where they need not fear something like this ever again!” You yell out as you can feel the static in the air as the teleporter finishes the necessary preparations to zap you within the borders of gravity falls.

“GO!” You shout one last time as you feel the static in the air charge up and hear a loud POP sound, followed by a sense of weightlessness, before the crash of gravity sets back in, and you open your eyes and the barren and scorched landscape of Gravity Falls.

The sky looks as if it has been cut and gutted as the blood red color of the Oregon sky is littered with large deep rainbow colored gashes that look as if someone clawed their way through them. Down below the forest Is partly on fire, and the entirety of the town is in complete and total ruins as you see monsters and abominations of all shapes and sizes roam the wreckage of the city looking and hunting for their next unfortunate meal.

As you look down at this sight of absolute chaos, you could only hold your rifle in a tight grip as your eye narrowed at the sight of this madness. You wished nothing more than to go down there and wipe these abominations off the face of the earth but doing so would only bring the attention of Cipher. So, for now, you will have to sneak around and try to find survivors and try to piece together what happened.

That only leaves you with only one question…