Customer Service Void

HELLO AND WELCOME TO DEVIL CUSTOMER SERVICE SUPPORT VOID!

IF YOU WISH TO SELL YOUR SOUL THINK SOUL

IF YOU WISH TO HAVE SEX WITH A DEVIL THINK SEX

IF YOU WISH TO PURCHASE OUR MERCHANDISE THINK HAPPY FEMTO PLUSH

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YOU HAVE TOUGHT: SEX

A MALE DEVIL WILL VISIT YOU SHORTLY TO RAVAGE YOUR BUTTHOLE

PLEASE WAIT

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ALL OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE HELP AGENTS ARE CURRENTLY OCCUPIED.

ONE OF OUR AGENTS WILL BE WITH YOU AT OUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE

ESTIMATED WAITING TIME FROM YOUR POSITION: 665 YEARS

PLEASE STAND BY