Curtain call

“Miss Brewer, mister Deters, would you two mind explaining why you fell down naked during the production of Footloose?”

“This was Footloose?” Asked Andrew, who averted his gaze when Dean Charleston stared daggers at him.

“Good God, what is that smell?”

“Yeah, I got into the skunk habitat and got sprayed pretty badly.”

“Why were you- you know what? Enough! You two, into my offi- wait, not with my new carpet. You two go the yard next to the main office right now.”

The two grabbed some pillows to cover themselves; Andrew hid his body, and Eve her face.

“Alright. Explain!” Demanded Charleston.

“Look, earlier tonight I did a play in the soccer match that was, erm, less than legal. So the Red Devils wanted **** and stole…” Eve remained quiet for a second, and exhaled. “My clothes. A note said that they were scattered around campus, which is why I’ve been running around naked.”

“And the reason he is naked is…?”

“Because he made a move on me, again, and because of the panic in the pool he lost his clothes.”

“Bloody hell.” Dean Charleston pinched the bridge of her nose. “I think I’m going to expel the two of you.”

“WAIT!” Yelled Sam. Looking in her direction, they saw a fully dressed Sam and Robin (the latter missing her shirt), together with Charlie’s gang. “She isn’t entirely honest. She wasn’t the only one targeted. Our whole team was.”

“What?! So we have an entire soccer club who are currently streaking?”

“A streaking soccer team. There is a certain irony in that.” Jested Henry, before being glared at by Becky.

“Not quite.” Continued Sam, ignoring Henry. “Only the clothes of Eve, Robin and me were scattered. The rest was still at the soccer field. We wanted their help, but they kicked us out. We had to do what we did.”

“Wait, you were out there as well?”

“Yes, and I am truly thankful for Eve. Look!” She grabbed the waistband of her panties.

“That’s not one of yours.” Remarked Charleston.

“Yes, mine were torn apart tonight.”

“Not the bright baby blue one, with the little bunnies?”

“Unfortunately ,yes.”

“But those were so adorable.” Charleston looked legitimately upset.

“I know. But Eve was prepared to give me hers.”

“She was even willing to risk her life for them.” Continued Robin. “They were on top of the model in the planetarium, and she jumped on top off them.”

“I’m sorry, she did WHAT?!”

“Maybe you should’ve left out that part.” Whispered Eve.

“Point is, she has screwed up tonight. But everything she did tonight was to make sure that we got out of this mess, even at the cost of herself. So please don’t expel her!” Begged Sam.