Cum is a vitamin

“It’s a special vitamin for women,” James lied. “You can deliver it orally, or through another orifice, or through her skin.”

“Take your vitamins, sweetie!” Alex shouted, thrusting his throbbing cock in and out of his wife’s mouth.

Nicky made gulping sounds as the dick pulsated inside her mouth.

“Oh yeah!” Alex gasped. “Drink it all down.”

Nicky gulped a few more times. Eventually she opened her mouth and let Alex’s cock flop out, softening but still at half-mast.

“Mmm,” said Nicky. “I feel healthier already. What’s this vitamin called, exactly?”

“Uh, it’s vitamin S,” said James. “And it looks like Alex might have some more in him yet, so I’ll teach you another way to get it out.”

“Alright,” said Nicky. “What do I do?”

“Wrap your hand around his dipstick,” said James. “And just rub it up and down. Be gentle, ’cause it’s probably sensitive right now.”

Still on her knees in front of her husband’s dick, Nicky gingerly placed her hand around it and slowly began to move her hand along the shaft.

“Oooh,” said Alex. He was quickly returning to his full hardness.

“Am I doing it right?” asked Nicky.

“Oh yeah,” said Alex, fantasizing about all the places he could spray his vitamin.

“You should probably speed up now,” said James.

Nicky stroked her husband’s dick faster and faster.

“Good,” said James. “Now, you need to make sure you point it to wherever you want his, uh, vitamin S to land. I suggest you point it at your face, but close your mouth so this time it goes in through your skin.”

“Oh yes, it’s a moisturizer, isn’t it?” Nicky recalled. “How long do you think it’ll take, Alex?”

“Oooh, not long if you keep doing that,” said Alex.

Nicky pointed the dick at her face and closed her mouth. She gazed up into her husband’s eyes, waiting for his precious vitamin.

“Here it comes!” Alex groaned.

His first rope went in Nicky’s hair. The next two hit her forehead and nose, then Nicky turned her head slightly to catch the next few on her cheek. Alex shot his last rope onto her chin, where it dripped down into her cleavage.

“Wow, I’m covered in vitamin!” said Nicky happily. “Thanks Alex!”

“You’re welcome,” said Alex, sitting down in exhaustion. “I’m so glad I’ve found such a fun way to help with your health.”

Next morning when James arrived in the kitchen for breakfast, his eyes were met with a strange sexual sight that would have been surprising anywhere, let alone in Haven.

Alex and Nicky were standing by the stove frying bacon and eggs. That part was normal. But for some reason, Alex had his cock out and Nicky was jerking it, aiming it into the frying pan.

“What are you doing?” asked James.

“Isn’t it obvious?” Nicky grinned. “I’m getting my vitamin S.”

“Oh, I see,” said James, remembering the ridiculous lie he had told the night before.

Alex groaned and shot cum into the frying pan. As each rope hit the pan it began to, well, fry.

“Mmm, looks good,” said Nicky. She started mixing her husband’s cum into her egg.

“Just remember that vitamin’s only for women,” said James.

“Ah,” said Alex, zipping up his fly. “In that case, you’d better not eat any of the cake in the fridge. I made it for our neighbour Virginia – she’s having her 18th birthday party today and I’m helping with the catering. For some reason, thinking about Virginia made me want to make some vitamin S. I guess that’s because a young girl needs her vitamins.”

James envisioned himself corrupting a beautiful teen girl, who in this town no doubt lived up to her name.

“Could I come along to the party?” he asked.