Crunching defeat

"I think I actually became blind..." Mary groaned, still disgusted by what she had just saw.

"Come on! We got to stop him!" Steven shouted, grabbing Mary's hand as they chased after the naked yokel.

"You mean to tell me that Mary and Steven are running around butt ass naked and trying to avoid some sick pervert from plastering their photos online?!" Jessica asked in shock.

"Depends. Are you telling me that I got sprayed by a skunk twice in one night, repeatedly stripped, and almost killed by a pack of gorillas because you two played a prank on your friends because you wanted to play matchmaker?!" Dana replied from the front seat, giving Jessica a glare.

"From the sounds of it, Steve's heading right back to our dorm rooms." Tyrone said.

"Well, let's hope we can catch them at the natural history museum!" Sam commented as he started the car again...

Only for a tall and lanky man to run out in front of the car, a look of relief on his face.

"Oh thank goodness!" Ash yelled as he placed both his hands on the hood of the car. "Officer! I confess! My partner and I were attempting to steal the Jewels of The Unknown Pharaoh, but then a demonic knight attacked us! Please! Arrest me and take me to a nice, safe, prison!"

All four people in the car turned to look at one another...

"Ah got it! Ah got it!" Gus cackled, looking around for any sign of a computer. "Now Ah just 'ave to upload this baby to the - OOF!"

Gus immediately slammed into something, knocking the camera out of his hands as he fell to the floor. Groaning, the yokel sat up as he rubbed the back of his head before looking up at what he had just bumped into. His eyes widened as he saw Caitlyn sitting on the floor in front of him, topless with her DD cup breasts exposed and dressed in only her boots, socks...

And an adult diaper covered with little cartoon kangaroos, with a small wet spot at the crotch.

"You!" Caitlyn spat, glaring at the naked yokel... Before letting out a groan of disgust at the sight of Gus' Reverse Prince Albert. "CRIKEY! THAT IS JUST SICK, MATE!"

"This is sick?! What the hell do ya call that?!" Gus challenged as he pointed to the diaper between Caitlyn's legs.

"It... It ain't what ya think!" Caitlyn stammered, bringing her knees up as her face ignited. "I... I just had a lot of plannin' to do to pull off this heist, and that meant I had to drink a lot of cuppa and hardly anytime for the dunny! I don't need nappies, ya drongo!"

"What the absolute hell are ya even talking about?! Speak the Queen's English!"

"Oi! My English is closer to The Queen's than yours, ya bloody Yankee!"

"... Is that woman in a diaper?" Mary asked, not sure which to be disgusted by as she and Steven watched the argument.

"Doesn't matter right now." Steven said, spotting the camera that had landed several feet away from the yokel. "The camera is over there. Maybe if we -"

"Look!" Mary hissed, pulling Steven back as she gestured to the suit of armor running down the halls. "We can let that take care of the camera while we escape!"

"Works for me! I think I saw an emergency exit in the insect wing..."

**CRUNCH**

Gus and Caitlyn looked up to see the knight running towards them, having just smashed the camera underneath it's metallic foot.

"Not again!" Gus yelled.

"HELP!" Caitlyn shrieked as she jumped to her feet and bolted towards the front doors.

Gus yelped as he jumped up and ran down another hall, jumping behind a podium with an empty display case as the suit of armor ran by.

"Just great..." Gus groaned as he saw the shattered remains of the camera he had stolen from the zoo gift shop. Looking up, he smirked as he saw that, as luck would have it, he was standing in front of the museum's gift shop.

"If'n at first ya don't succeed..."

"I promise! I'm turning over a new leaf! No more stealing!" Caitlyn begged the suit of armor as she raced through the doors, running down the steps.

The second the suit of armor took a step on the stairs, it lost balance and tumbled over, landing with a clatter as it fell to pieces and exposed some of the wires underneath.

"Wait just a second, 'ere..." Caitlyn said in annoyance as she approached the downed suit, seeing the wires... And missing the naked couple running out of the side exit as well as the naked yokel running after them. She frowned as she blushed again, this time in a mixture of embarrassment and anger at her own stupidity. "Ooh! Of course that curse was a steaming pile of -"

Her words was immediate cut short as two sets of tire tracks screeched to a halt outside the museum. Turning around, Caitlyn burned scarlet as she saw Sam step out of the police car.

"G'Day, Officer!" Caitlyn said sheepishly, slowly covering her diaper with her hands. "How ya going?"

"One word about the nappies, and the coppa locks me away for grand theft and ****, ya bloody backstabbing coward!" Caitlyn threatened Ash as Sam pushed her into the back seat, her partner wisely staying silent as Sam slammed the door.

"I gotta take these guys in. Civic duty." Sam explained as he turned to Jessica, Tyrone, and Dana; the latter sliding on an old spare shirt of Tyrone's.

"We'll go after Mary, Steven, and the creep!" Dana said, "It is mostly our fault those two are in this mess. Well," she turned to Tyrone and Jessica with a frown, "I take at least thirty percent of the blame."

"We get it okay! It's our fault!" Jessica groaned, "What do you want us to do?!"

"Well, you can purchase a few dozen cases of tomato juice for starters..."

"Look, we're losing time here!" Tyrone said, interrupting the two. "If Steven went this way, then he's taking that short cut to our dorm. That means, he'll be taking her through the airport, the beach, and the football stadium next. And when I find that creep, I'm kicking him in the balls so hard that he ain't ever having kids!"

"I'll meet you at the football stadium then." Sam said as he got into the car, turning on the siren as he drove off towards the station.

"Now then," Dana said as she cracked her knuckles, "we got some friends to save."