Corinne explains herself.

"B-b-b-but that doesn't make sense," Joy babbled, holding Corinne's phone with both hands and staring at the photo of the two cosplayers in the throes of their passion. "Lynn's straight!"

"Pssh," Corinne scoffed. "Girls are like spaghetti around me. Every girl is straight until you get them wet." She seemed very proud of herself, sitting back on her heels and basking in the others' surprise and adoration.

"How did this happen?" Joy asked, handing the phone back to Corinne.

Corinne smiled. "It was at PAX East," she said. "None of you could come so it was just poor Bunny Hapa all alone. Well, we ended up at the same party, we were both pretty drunk, and..."

"And...?" Joy said, nearly breathless.

"And I ate her asshole in the bathroom. She wasn't much of a giver, but I'm perfectly happy with pitching when I'm alone with a hot LUG at a party." Corinne shrugged. "Plus, I've got some nice **** material in case I ever need it." She winked at Joy and Terri. "So you guys should probably stay on my good side, or I could really do some damage to your glorious leader."

Joy couldn't believe what she was hearing. She had seen Lynn get drunk and hook up at plenty of convention parties before, but never, never with another woman. This was so strange! And Corinne, of all people? She didn't know what to say. She wanted to track down Lynn as soon as she could and talk to her about what she had just learned, but for all she knew, it was possible that even Lynn didn't remember having hooked up with Corinne. Lynn tended to get pretty tanked at those convention parties.

"And I'll tell you another thing," Corinne began.