Hey, no fair, do over!

{if OrgasmsGained == 0}{elseif PurityLost == 0}{else}((Hey hey! You're going to have to click a couple of links now, to reset the orgasms you gained today and the purity you lost today. They'll all link to this same chapter, so it might look like not much is happening, but I promise it is and you've just gotta keep clicking the ones that pop up! Your variables on the side should show that it's decreasing, so you know progress is bein' made.)){endif}

{if OrgasmsGained == 0}{if PurityLost == 0}And we're done! Thanks for seeing that through, I hope it didn't take too long. Back to the game, now!{else}Hey, your orgasms are back to normal, now you just need to redo the purity! Awesome job!{endif}{endif}{if PurityLost == 0}{if OrgasmsGained == 0}{else}Hey, your purity's back to normal, now you just need to redo the orgasms! Awesome job!{endif}{endif}