Clean up your mess

You cannot help but click your tongue repeatedly as you get ready to start cleaning up the soup of sexual fluids that decorate your kitchen. You gather up the clean towels you have left over from last night from the bathroom and set them on the kitchen counter. You go about using every single one of them in a vain effort to wipe up the pool of semen and love juices on the kitchen floor and counter. You never used to make such a Goddamn mess after having sex, you groan to yourself, breathing in the sweet scent of sweat and the musky smell of cum through your nose. It does not help that your cum is thick and goopy, almost like authentic maple syrup or raw molasses. It turns your cleaning gloves slick and slippery where it soaks through the towels. Once you realize that the towels are so soaked through that they are just pushing your spunk around, you go to Plan B.

It takes another half a roll of paper towelettes to clean up all the fluids you and Alice spilled on the floor and counter. Taking off your cleaning gloves once everything is wiped clean of your naughtiness, you sit on the kitchen floor. You look over at the garbage can, the stack of cum ragged towelettes peaking over the rim at you menacingly.

“One hell of a gift.” You chuckle to yourself as you get up, taking the cummy towels gingerly in hand, then into your bedroom, and dropping them into your laundry hamper with a gross splat. Back in the kitchen, you pick up your sticky and slippery cleaning gloves and put them in the sink to dry. Then you add a new roll of paper towelettes to your grocery list. Then you think about it again, looking back at the kitchen floor, and scribble in “times two” on the list just for good measure. If hooking up with Alice and or any other lovely lady is going to become something you do consistently in this dorm, then you need to be prepared. A good roommate does not leave pools of cum laying about. Of course, you have to add to yourself, most people do not make pools of cum to be left around to begin with. In fact, until very recently, neither did you. But by Vernius if you weren't happy about flooding Alice to overflowing in the moment.

Done with your cleaning, you make yourself ready to leave your dorm for the afternoon.