Check the News

Tom grabbed his laptop from one of the moving day boxes and set himself up at the kitchen table. He grabbed the remote off the couch and flipped on the news to listen to in the background, then he got to work. Browsing social media it was pretty clear that people were already starting to notice that changes. That being said users had also never looked thirstier. Some people clearly thought that they were just having a good photo day and so his social media was filled with plunging cleavage, toned midsections and a welcome(indecent) amount of skin showing. It was just day one after all. Some people wondered why everyone looked so good today, but no one seemed to realize the breadth of the impending changes yet.

Nobody in any main stream news outlet seemed to even know that anything was wrong. The anchor on channel 5 was looking especially fine today. Her bust perkier and… hmm. Is her makeup getting a bit more prominent? Ooh with any luck she’d fall into the bimbo class. He grinned imagining her stumbling her way through the news in a valley girl lilt, popping gum until she’s taken off the air.

The big group to follow were the work out influencers. They were as keyed into their now changing bodies more than anyone. Some won big, especially women who found themselves beating all their old records, losing that last bit of middle and feeling more toned than they were a day ago. Most were less fortunate. New shortstacks found themselves with a little extra around the belly, more curved, and suddenly less able to wear the bras that were now too tight over nipples that were now too sensitive. There was a visible amount of discomfort as they stretched or twisted or performed any activity where fabric had the opportunity to touch now sensitive flesh. The gym bros were the funniest to watch, as 99% had fallen into the femboi category. They complained about losing gainz, faces looked softer, the hair below the nose looking thinner and softer. Although… there was one guy in Denver who looked even more jacked than usual, it was across the country, sure, but it was something to keep an eye on.

There was a knock on his door. Tom closed the laptop and stood, walking over and checking through the peep glass.