Check out the massage parlor ads.

You grab the local weekly news and entertainment newspaper and flip to the back where the massage parlors ads are. The ads are rather blatant that their clientele are men seeking body rubs from young nubile women. The ad from Oriental Oasis Spa promises a selection of Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Thai girls as masseuses for $50 an hour. The Sensational Bodycare offers lingerie-wearing attendants for $75 an hour. The Scandinavian Touch offers only tall blonde girls for $100 an hour.

But then you remember the hourly rate doesn't include the "tips" the girls charge for their services.