Chapter 1—

My name is Si Sheng, an ordinary high school student at Jinmu City Second Middle School. I grew up listening to stories of magical girls and evil organizations.

"Magical girls are so amazing! I want to be a magical girl when I grow up!" I vowed this the first time I heard their stories, only to be pinned down on the sofa by my dad, who then flicked my penis several times, finally dispelling that unrealistic idea.

Thanks to my parents' excellent genes and their influence, I displayed a lewdness unlike that of ordinary children from a young age—stealing the neighbor's wife's underwear; secretly filming young women in the fitting room of a shopping mall; deliberately squatting down to tie my shoelaces during elementary school class, while secretly taking epic photos of my deskmate's silk-clad feet… I wouldn't call myself a born pervert, but rather a demon born into this world.

Growing up, I wasn't lonely (in every sense of the word), because I had a childhood friend named An Shuangyu, a few months younger than me, who lived next door. (Oh, and I think the underwear I stole before belonged to her mom; I later found out her mom deliberately left it on the clothesline for me to take!).

Not only was she my type, but she also had a very gentle personality: a classic baby face with long, black hair and bright gray eyes—if it weren't for the two braids at the back of her head and the round-framed glasses on her nose, everyone would call her a beauty!

(It's a real shame that Aunt An, who was in charge of her grooming, had an aesthetic sense stuck decades in the past!)

Besides being my childhood friend, she was also the classmate I mentioned earlier who wore stockings under her school uniform pants and made me smell them during class, and my ideal girlfriend.

Unlike me, a regular high school student, Xiaoyu was a magical girl chosen by the Chubi Fairy to fight against an evil organization! I don't know how she became a magical girl, because after finishing elementary school, she went to other cities with Aunt Anne's help. It wasn't until three years later, when I entered high school, that I encountered her again in the vast sea of ​​people. And it was then that I learned of her magical girl identity.

However, by then, she had completely changed...

...

After entering high school, I found that life there, while not as idyllic as depicted in anime, wasn't terrible either—because each attack by monsters caused varying degrees of population loss, the leadership placed great importance on sex education for the sake of humanity's continuation.

Therefore, no matter what you dressed like on campus—JK uniforms, black stockings, or even more revealing clothes—teachers and administrators didn't care, as long as you didn't run around naked on campus (in some secluded places, you could even see male and female students having sex).

But even so, the heavy workload assigned to high school for the future development of humanity still left students breathless. Every day after school, they were all shrouded in a gloomy aura, making you want to throw rice at them...

"I was wondering why these weirdos are getting stronger and stronger. They must have infiltrated the education leadership! Giving us such heavy workloads, it's a miracle we have any positive emotions!"

"Exactly! We're constantly in a daze, plagued by negative emotions. I'm even thinking of joining an evil organization to be reformed into a weirdo!"

"Ugh, let's just send a weirdo to tear the school down... As for me? Living is fine, dying is fine too."

High school is a time of active thinking. Sure enough, as soon as get out of class ended, the male students gathered together to discuss a topic that could get them reported and beheaded.

"Don't be so pessimistic! Did you hear—it seems like three new magical girls have appeared in our city recently… I think their names are Clockwork, Doorway, and White Dream. They sound really amazing!"

"Really? That's great! Maybe we humans are saved! (reads aloud)!"

"There are plenty of magical girls in our city, but you can't possibly have any of them, can you?"

"Who says? Maybe my girlfriend is a hidden magical girl?"

"See, you're daydreaming again—"