Canonically, she is a pushover.

"Mom, its cold, and I'm naked, please don't make me walk out to the shed." i said as more of a plea than an honest attempt at resistance. Posed with my hands together in mock prayer to the Dionysian demon that was my mother.

"I'm not sure what you are scared of. The neighbors have already seen you, and it's 15 feet out of the back door, and it's summer. Don't be lazy." She replied.

Carl had taken quite the interest in my labia it seemed, as I scanned the faces in the room. At least my wavy brown hair was long enough to obscure my nipples, if not completely occlude them from the bemused faces looking at me over the table. I'll be honest, at this point I was more worried about facing the cold than a few pairs of eyes memorizing my tan skin. It was pretty clear from my lack of tan lines I wasn't a stranger to nude sunning, but being naked in your living room really wasn't the same as being on my private balcony at school, or a private beach now was it?

"Yes ma'am," was all I could think to say, as I turned around and headed for the back door. Once I was out of the dining room, and into the kitchen the sound of chuckles and conversation resumed. I obediently opened the exit door, and took my first naked steps as far as I can remember into my parents back yard naked. The wind was brisk. It might be summer, but i'm not real big, and I'm naked. Immediately I can feel the muscles in my flesh give rise to goose bumps, and hold my arms in close to my chest. My left foot leaves the concrete back step, and soft grass greets my foot. A wiggle of my toes affirms that at least this is a pleasant part of the experience. My right foot also lands on the comforting green. My trek to the shed didn't take long, but my body was awash with the senses of cold air, soft grass, an occasional crunch of a leaf, or the sting of an unnoticed twig.

I opened the shed, and ignorantly grabbed the pull chain in the center. Click. My body and the shed were suddenly awash with light. I was startled, but quickly rationalized that its not like I'm hiding my "Acceptable Nudity". I had been worried the drinks wouldn't be stocked, but there they sat. A few fridge packs, right near the entrance. I grabbed one, gave the shed light a quick pull, and let the spring loaded door swing shut behind me.