Calling Brian McDermott!

"Damn if you don't have me on tended strings with this tale!

"Well sir I try to please people with my writing!" not bothering to mention since i'm going to be here for a few years yet to come!

"Well I am pleased, just let me make a call and you can continue!" All of a sudden i feel like a monkey that the warden can poke at any time saying "Entertain me monkey!" of course that changer when i hear "No make it a six pack, I'm entertaining a wordsmith tonight!"

Hmm well then 'Entertain me monkey!'

“Thank you Mr. Hewlitt!” turning his head towards me “At this time is defense ready to call it’s first witness at this time?”

I stand “Yes your honor! If it pleases the court we call Mr. Brian Dermott to the stand. The bailiffs escort Brian to the witness stand,when he’s seated i begin.

“Mr. Dermott do you remember the night of May 25TH,2015?

“Of course I remember it it was the night of the prom. I asked Mary Crompton if she wanted to go a month earlier. When she said yes i was ecstatic so I made plans for the big night.

“Of course you did may we skip ahead to the actual prom, specifically the point where you left the prom for the washroom?”

“Sure!’ He sits up straight, placing his hands folded on his lap,as much as the handcuffs would allow. “We were dancing cheek to cheek, whispering into each others ear how lame the prom was when Mary got the idea to liven it up by blowing me. We left the hall and when in search of a room we could get into. The only room we could find was a public women’s bathroom,making sure no one saw us we went in and from that point on until we came out it was gorf city.She proved to me many times before that she knew how to use her mouth to get me off!”

And who’s idea was it to return to her home?”

“Her’s!”

“And can you tell us in your own words what happened when you got there?”

“We kissed on her porch, then she let us in with her key,she looked around coming back to tell me that her mom wasn’t up and asked me to go to the basement with her. She took my hand and lead me down the steps to the rec room, she shut the door and asked me to put on a loud video from youtube. I asked her why “Silly, so mom doesn’t hear us!”, I watched her unzip her dress and let it fall to the floor, then she said “Let’s have a real prom night experience!” I realize then that she meant have sex so i took off my clothes and we went at it, willingly.

“So you telling the court that it was Mary who initiated the act of sex,not you?”

“That’s right!”

“Then how did her mother get involved?”

“Her mom came down and caught us! When she saw me naked she started to lick her lips and asked Mary if she could have a turn with me. Man I got so excited that i accidentally hit her in the face, making her stumble into the wall. “She looked up saying “oohhh I like it a bit rough,come over here and tear this off me and show me how rough you can be!” I didn’t want to disappoint her so i did! After i finished i was a bit ashamed that i cheated on Mary with her mom that i got up dressed and left. Going upstairs to leave, Maria stopped me, and asked to talk to me.

“And why exactly did you talk about and where?”

“Where was in the living room,we were on the couch sitting besides each other. She was apologizing for being caught in the bathroom with me,then how much she liked me and how her big sister didn’t deserve me as a boyfriend!” All the time she was running her hands over my legs,then she surprised me by asking me if i wanted to go to her room and get more than a hand job!”

“And you agreed to this?”

“Hell yeah,you saw her total babe,one hundred percent doable!

“Objection your honor!’ apparently Mr. Hewitt doesn’t share our opinion of her!

“Sustained, he witness will answer the question with a straight yes or no and refrain from making editorial comments!”

“Sorry your honor, “ Brian said “Yes I agreed to go up to her room!”

“So the two of you went to her room to have sex?’

Looking to the judge “Yes! That’s right!”

“And at no time during any such acts was the word ‘no’ used by the Crompton Women?”

“Not that i heard!”

“Thank you Mr. Dermott!” turning to Mr. Hewitt “Defense is finished with this witness, your honor.

Checking his watch Judge Dillion suggested we convene until tomorrow at 0900 HRS where the crown will be allowed to cross examine Brain. Banging his gavel we all rise and leave the court shortly after he does.