Cake

Xander dedcided the first thing to fix was his relationship with the various Scoobies. Since the 'fluke' his standing in the gang had taken a hit. No to mention Cordelia's outright hatred of him now. All the crap he was dealing with now wasnt worth all the stolen moments with Willow.

On the other hand...

He did like kissing Willow. Kissing Willow was great. Groping Willow was really great.

But on the other hand...

Not worth all the trouble it caused him. Or the pain and injuries it caused Cordelia.

So... how do you eat your cake and have it to?

06- on the night that Xander and Willow were kidnapped by Spike, Cordelia and Oz discovered and saved the severely beaten Xander and Willow before Willow and Xander began kissing.

He felt a slight tingle of something, probably magic, as history rewrote itself.

He couldnt help but smile. That wasnt too hard. A piece of cake really. He wrote and magic did what magic do.

He wasnt the bad guy anymore. The group wasnt trying to **** him out or ignoring him anymore. He and Willow werent back to where they were before the kissing but they were not awkward all the time now. And best of all Cordelia wasnt trying to kill him every which way she could.

And he still got to kiss and grope and be kissed and groped by Willow before that night. Not since that night, tho. That was the last time. No more moments of just the two of them getting hormonal in secret.

He was a one woman man now...

Wait...

Xander cocked his head as he suddenly realized that in this new reality he never split from Cordelia. He and Cordelia were still a thing now, today, this minutes, this second.

Which meant he never had sex with Faith.

Xander murmurred to himself as he felt more then a little ripped off. His first time having sex had been rescinded. No more screwing a hot Slayer for your first time. It hadnt been the best but it had been memorable. And a naked Faith was a very pleasant sight.

But now? Now he had nothing. Now he was still a virgin. He and Cordy weren't even at the point of sex yet. He was lucky to get some under the clothes groping while making out. They werent even working up to Oral Sex yet.

Still, it wasnt like that was the way it had to be, was it? Xander wondered. After all rewriting history was a piece of cake with Master P.C. Tinkering with time to fine tune his relationship shouldnt be too hard? Right?