And so the Faux Genius charges ahead. Right at the door. Full speed in a mad rush. She braces herself for impact as the doors close in. She leaps into the door, shoulder-first, with every intention of bursting through.
SMACK!
She bounces off, falling flat on her ass.
"UAAHAH! Fuck! Shit that hurts! Oh my god!" She shouts at the top of her lungs, writhing in pain.
As it turns out, the doors weren't actually there. Just a pair of handles sticking out. The rest was merely painted on to the concrete wall. To no one's surprize, the walls didn't so much as budge. It takes more than a hairbrained scheme of a certified fake genius to break through solid concrete.
Don't worry, however. Apart from the odd bruise, the she remains perfectly intact. In fact, perhaps she could come out from this incident with a valuable lesson.
The question is, did her screeching alert the surrounding yanderes?
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