Burger and fries.

Munching down your burger, fries, and large drink you look around and see right next to you on a pole is the same flyer. "Well Gwen is pretty freaking hot," you think sipping your straw, "And it wouldn't be like I was the only dumbass dressed like a girl there. But there is no way I am finding a girls costume that would fit me." Finishing off your fries you mull over some ideas and decide