Go to the big and tall ladies store and see if you can think of a costume there.

You don?t want to look like a total freak so on your way there you rip down one of the flyers as proof and walk up to the 40ish looking woman arranging sweaters in the store. She is attractive enough with wavy blond hair and a pretty decent figure. Wearing a pair of olive slacks and a blue floral print blouse.

?Can I help you?? She asks as you slap the flyer in front of her for her to see.

?Yeah I need to have something that makes me look like a whore for this party or I can?t get in.?

She looks you over before finally responding, ?I see. And you chose here? You do see all of our styles are quite conservative.?

?Yeah but I figured this would be the only store I could find chick?s clothes that would fit me.?

She looks you over again before speaking, ?Well if you just want women?s clothing I am sure I can find you something that will fit but if you want to look like a whore I don?t think I have anything here.? She walks back to the counter and grabs her purse, ?But I may know of a store that can help you.? She hands you a card with an address downtown. ?This is a lingerie shop for big girls, they will have things that will fit but it is all basically just underwear. Or we can just find you a nice black dress and you could put on a witch hat.? She adds smiling.