Buddies at the bus stop

“I swear dude, you’re jinxed or something.” Laughed a twenty-three year old to his friend loudly, as they waited on a bench by a bus stop. “I don’t know how you keep striking out with the women, but you have an uncanny talent for it.”

“Shut up, Tyler!” Responded Joey in annoyance. “We both know you sabotaged that last pick up.”

“What, moi?” Feigned Tyler. “You accuse me of telling her about your one inch knob, or that you jizz yourself if a woman so much as touches you? Or that I told her that you’ve never laid with someone before? I never did any of that, good sir!”

“Asshole. I swear, I-“

“Hey, look! A naked chick!”

“Hilarious dude. Can’t you be serious for on-?”

“Good evening.” Said Rachel, putting up a tired smile at the boys as she sat down next to them.

Joey’s body froze from the surprise, but his mind was in full panic. A naked bombshell of a woman sat down right next to him, and he could feel himself almost coming to the sight.

“Is your friend okay?” Asked Rachel, as she slowly reached out to him.