Dream(ing) girl

Joey panicked as he felt Rachel lay a hand on his shoulder, doing everything in his power not to prove Tyler right. Miraculously, as Rachel pulled away, the man found himself not exploding from the touch of a woman.

Er, not that that ever happened of course!

"Oh, he's fine, Cutie!" Tyler said with a smirk as he looked Rachel up and down. "Nice outfit! Need help getting warm?"

"No thanks..." Rachel mumbled with a sleepy smile. "Plenty warm... Just hungry..."

"Uh, Dude." Tyler whispered to his friend, "I don't think this woman is all there right now."

"What was your first clue?" Joey whispered in response, "When she walked up to us and sat down butt ass naked?"

"Whatcha talkin' about..." Rachel sleepily asked as she reached forward again. This time, however, she missed the shoulder and grabbed a hold of...

"Ooh! A pig in a blanket..." Rachel said, her hand wrapped around the bulge in Joey's shorts as the man in question let out a yelp.

"... Okay, that's still small, but far bigger than I thought it -"

"Shut up!" Joey squeaked, gently pushing Rachel off him before getting to his feet.

"Oh, sorry..." Rachel muttered as she looked up and saw the bus slowly approaching. "Bus is here... See you later, Cutie."

Without another word, Rachel stood up and, shocking the two men, gave Joey a kiss on the lips before heading towards the bus. "I love Vienna sausage..."

Now, Joey felt himself explode.

"Dude! We can't let this chick get away!" Tyler hissed as he shoved Joey into Rachel...