Bubble butts are free to use

John chuckled as he went through the rules in the app - clearly, the ravings of a madman. Who on Earth would bother to write up all these rules in this level of detail? All of them were merely commonsense observations about the world.

He stopped as one particular rule caught his eye:

"Bubble butts: Curvaceous buttocks are often the object of people's carnal desires. While a small percentage of people with bubble butts dress to show them off, most seek to cover up this feature to avoid attention."

John sighed. He was a connoisseur of thicc, juicy asses, irrespective of the sex or gender of the people carrying them. It was a constant source of grief for him that a good three or four of his well-endowed friends, whom he had tried to push into showing off their assets, had consistently refused to do so.

As if seized by a sudden urge to set the world to rights, he wrote:

"It is seen as a social duty for people with bubble butts (hereafter 'Bubs') to share their physical gifts around for the pleasure of their fellow citizens. Bubs are expected, at the very least, to position themselves to show off the goods; to wear tight or otherwise revealing clothing, and to permit, and appreciate, physical touch."

John looks up from the app, feeling myself getting hard at these thoughts.