A group of jocks

A group of teenage guys filed on to the bus, hollering at each other with the cheer that always accompanies a sports team on their way back from a victorious match.

John tries to ignore the noise and stare out the window when one of the guys catches his eye. While the rest of the jocks walk over to the seats and plonk their asses down on them, one of them kneels down facing his seat instead, his (admittedly juicy) ass thrust out. The guy is also dressed differently than his mates, wearing tighter and shorter bottoms - compression booty shorts that show off his curves. In white lettering across his ass is the brand name for the shorts - Bubwear.

John stared. Bub-wear, he thought, incredulous. That's the name I gave to..uhhh..thicc-arsed people on that app! Don't tell me it was real!

As he watched on, the gang nattered on about how they'd absolutely thrashed their opponents at volleyball, the "Bub" no less active in the conversation than any of the others. There were a few differences, though. The mindlessly roaming hands of his immediate neighbours, fondling, slapping and jiggling his ass, were chief among them.

John turned back to the app at once. He had to add more rules!

• By **** of both informal custom and statutory law, Bubs have special roles in all kinds of social settings, ranging from friend groups to companies to governments. They are usually required to provide sexual services, provide "emotional and morale support" to clients and coworkers, and follow a dress code encouraging partial nudity. Bubs are in high demand, benefiting from higher salaries; but it is near-impossible for them to integrate into society without accepting these "extra" tasks

• To ensure that no one skimps out on their duties, all Bubs are tracked by the government. Their status is required to be mentioned on their government ID, social media, college transcript, et cetera, along with pictures of their assets. "Bub" also functions as a title of address, superseding "mister/missus/doctor"

• It is a widely held and ancient belief that Bubs should consume and be decorated with copious amounts of orgasmic fluids (cum/femcum).

John looks back up at the Bub opposite him, and hits "Enter" on the app.