Book Signing and public reading.

The former President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, was sitting in a chair with a table covered in his latest book.

The bookshop, in spite of its modest size, Obama's PR team having scheduled the signing at a small-town bookstore for PR reasons, was crammed with people. Half of those people where newspeople (both real and fake) taking flash photography and stumbling over each other for comment. The other half were right-wing conspiracy nuts thinking they will catch him in the act of some imagined nefariousness that he might actually be there for.

"Now let me be clear, this book is not for the faint of heart," he began. "It's a satire on the nature of the American electoral system, all from the perspective of famed satirical 2016 electoral candidate Deez Nuts. Now let me be clear, the real 'Deez Nuts', Brady Olson, has given me his permission to use the character in my work."

"You lie!" Said a random man in a MAGA hat, having wanted to shout it all day for the sake of it.