Boat Plug

“It’s a boat plug,” you say without really thinking. A boat plug? What the hell are you thinking? What even is a boat plug? Like for holes in a boat? Or you don’t even know, but you’re certain the gnomes will ask plenty of questions.

“A boat plug? What exactly does it do?” the gnome asks, raising an eyebrow looking at the butt plug in his hand.

“It is used as a stopper for the hull. You pull it out to drain any water that happens to get in the boat,” you answer confident in your lie.

The gnomes surprisingly seem to believe you. They look it over passing it around, you see a couple miming the action of pulling it out of a boat hull. “Okay, just one more question about this ‘boat plug,’” you can’t believe you’re getting away with this absurd lie. “Why was it stored next to all these fake cocks?” the gnome asks dumping a box of dildos onto the ground in front of you.

Uh oh. You can’t think of a good answer so you just run for it. You take off sprinting towards the exit gate. You hear a whistle from behind you. Suddenly you see gnomes climbing out from everywhere, several climbing over the fence and out from under bushes. You feel a pair of small hands grab your ankles and you trip falling to the ground. Before you can push the gnome off of you, more gnomes arrive to help secure you. With your arms and legs bound your hopes of getting away vanish.

“You should’ve just helped us,” the boss gnome says standing over you. A large group of gnomes lift your bound body off the ground moving you towards a bench. The gnomes keep hold of you and retie your body so you’re left hugging the bench. The gnomes then move to cut away the clothes from your body, leaving you nude surrounded by a crowd of gnomes.