Bluff him. Say you're wearing a highly realistic costume to celebrate the new movie

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You smirked as an idea comes to your head.

"Huh?" you respond, faking like you don't know what he means.

"I..... uh.. mean you can't come inside, um, dressed the way you are." the ticket attendant said still staring at your nude form.

'Shannon now's the time to work your magic' you thought. "Wait is there something wrong with my costume?" you say as you look at yourself.

"Huh?" the attendant says bewildered.

"My costume....wait you mean, you don't know do you?" you say innocently

"Know what?" the attendant asked curiously

'Showtime' you thought as you kept your nude lie up. "_This is a costume based on a scene in the new action film, you mean you work at a movie theater and you don't know about it?" _you say hoping he would believe it.

"I don't believe you." says the attendant

'Damn it" you thought "Aw come on" you tried reasoning with him one last time. "Would I really be walking around on a day like this in my birthday suit? Do I really look like a slut to you?" you say raising your voice a little bit.