Blue picks Squirtle

As the light fades around the pokemon, Blue’s Squirtle cries out it’s name confidently beside the two trainers. “With this Squirtle, I will become a pokemon master and you will have **** but to submit to a life of pleasuring me” he boasts to Amber, creating another argument between the two.

The professor turns to you, “Bulbasaur is the last of the three pokemon I had here today, so he’s all yours.” You release Bulbasaur from its ball and it looks up at you cheerfully for a moment before Amber and Blue capture his attention as well.

Oak continues to explain some things to the three of you only to get cut off by their argument. “Well aren’t you all so energetic,” as the arguing between Amber and Blue heats up more you can barely make out what Oak is saying. He hands you a red box that you assume is important or will be useful later on so you stuff it in your bag. At this point Oak has had enough, in a frustrated tone he exclaims, “I know! How about you two settle this with a pokemon battle?” He crosses his arms closes his eyes and nods. Amber and Blue react as if Oak had just proposed the greatest idea ever and stare each-other down.

Amber raises her arm and points at Blue, “Ok Charmander, lets make this jackass eat his words.”

Blue chuckles, “Not a chance! There’s no way I’d lose to you ever bitch. Squirtle, let’s show them whose boss!”

Concerned for the safety of the lab, you turn towards the professor and ask, “Is it really ok for them to battle in here?”

Oak lets out a loud laugh, “Of course it is! These pokemon can only tackle or scratch each other for the time being. They won’t be able to cause any real damage to the lab I assure you” he smiles and gives the two a thumbs up. Oak gets in a position to referee the battle and exclaims, “Alright, let the battle begin!”