Birth Control

Considering it was probably the one that made the most sense in context without just being totally ridiculous, I passed "Birth Control" along to Kim K.

"Alright, our contenders are...Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with Birth Control and would like your advice. That's pretty good."

Clearly Kim K wasn't that great at shuffling, but she seemed to like the card so I didn't complain.

"Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with Worshipping that pussy and would like your advice, uh huhhh."

"Hey-oh," Hector cheered.

"Mmm, I've never had that problem," minced Illy. She clicked her teeth in a naughty bite, and I swear I heard Moggie audibly gulp.

"Well, it's certainly not my thing," declared Kim K through gritted teeth, "let's see what else we have. Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with...Laying an egg -- wow."

"Aren't we all?" joked Natalie, trying to get back in the swing of things. She still looked pretty rattled from the revelations about Illy. Moggie laughed pretty hard at this one, too.

"Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with...An erection that lasts longer than four hours."

"Been there," Illy and Hector said in unison. Hector was joking but then froze, looking to Illy as he realized the implications. His dad's mistress just smirked, diddling her black tights.

"Yeah, sounds like an awful problem for YOU, Kim K.," I said trying to move the topic of conversation from Illy's infidelity.

"Oh...yeah, you know me and my erections that last half a work day," Kim K. chuckled, pantomiming an immense schlong sprouting from her jeans.

That broke the tension, and Kim K. moved on.

"And Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ... Prescription pain killers and would like your advice. Okey day, decisions, decisions."

So saying she stared at the white cards a moment before pointing at...