Beg your friend to not tell anyone

"Please, Mark, don't do this!" you plead.

"But everyone needs to see this, this shit is hilarious!" he laughs. "Besides, remember the time you told our whole 4th grade class about my asthma? People were laughing for a week and a half!"

"But this is different--"

"How?" he asks, no longer laughing.

"It just is!" you say, to scared and angry to think of a real reason.

Before you can react, he's pulled out his phone and taken a photo. You stare at him, dumbfounded.