Bad rolls, sadly.

“Ok, I’ve done too much work for this character so far, so save as is to slot 2 and finish later. Then new test body, roll stats randomly. Right?”

She smiles you are shunted out of your current body and into the now very familiar blank. She hands you the dice and a small round table with two chairs and a pencil and paper appear next to you. She sits down. You join her grinning. “This is so silly.”

“Nerd.” She says smiling.

“Okay, here goes.” You roll: Strength 0 dexterity -1 stamina 2 reason -1 wisdom 1 charisma 0. “No, I rolled like shit. Even after a re-roll it will still suck.”

She lets out a sigh. “Re-roll completely. Minimum you have to keep before the re-roll and race is 3 total. Yours is 1. This is why this isn’t used anymore, it sucks. Just pick 9, or finish the other character.”

“No, I’m going to re-roll:” strength 2 dexterity -1 stamina 2 reason 0 wisdom 2 charisma -1. “Ugh, 4 total. Both dexterity and charisma suck. Stop looking so smug. Re-roll dexterity 1, crap. Ya this will suck, but that’s part of the charm, right?”

She is laughing softly at you. “Well, finish it and send it away I suppose.” She sets down a tablet with literally hundreds of races to choose from. You pick human male and make a healing specialist cleric. By the end it is a little sissy boy with tussled black hair. A chainmail tunic, and a long staff that helps him heal better and smite undead. As she predicted you go through the entire process and sell him as an npc. Both of you agree he is cute, and very fuckable. “Test run?”

“Meh, ya wanna fuck my perky butt?” You ask, presenting.

“Meh. I’ll just give him a going away suck.” You run your fingers through her hair as she sucks your little cock. You blow your dribbling load pretty quickly. She licks her lips and says, “Next.”

Laughing, you sell the sissy and grab the dice. Rolling: strength 1 dexterity -1 stamina 0 reason 1 wisdom 0 charisma 3. Re-roll dexterity 0. “Ugh a 5. Isn’t there any other way to roll. This sucks. When I played d&d we rolled 4d6 drop the lowest, but no re-roll, and not in order.”

She laughs. “The 4d6 thing is an option, but still in order, and no re-roll. Remember, only nut cases roll. Pick 9 is just better.”

“Ya probably, but rolling is kinda fun, I think… Okay, that method this time.”

“Nope, gotta finish the 3 charisma one.”

You quickly make a rather uninspiring human male bard, then give her a quick fuck, then send him into the world. She seems to be getting more and more smugly satisfied with herself and her declaration that rolling sucks.

“Fine 1 set with 4d6. Why do you care anyway, I’m the one wasting money and time. You’re just a program.”

She smiles, “No I’m not, dumb ass. You asked for an advisor. I’m an in game person, advising is how I pay for my game. I just picked a body you would be familiar with.”

“Oh, I didn’t know. You can go I guess. I can do this myself.”

“Nope, not till you enter the game. If you go in, I go away, then you jump out, that’s fine though. So how about we do that. Okay?”