Bad morning

I woke up, now in the real world - i could feel it, everything looked normal, i looked at my phone the time was normal and also i could feel something down in my underwear, i took a peek and...

Oh man a wet dream, i hate those... i haven't had one since like highschool, wtf i was genuinely pissed, almost literally, i'm not really sure - i touched my underwear and licked my finger to see if it was piss of course it is cum, what was i thinking?

Man this shit really sucks, now i gotta clean this or maybe just get rid of it i got out of my bed and went downstairs to wash my underwear, it took me most of my time but finally i did it and went to make myself breakfast - hopefully this morning doesn't get worse.