Arya

“Arya Stark” my head sank as the name was said and looking at Brienne she hugged me before stating, “Don’t worry about me! Congratulations!” she pushed me towards Arya who smirking took my hand, “This...This could be interesting!” “Let’s get this over and done with!” I mumbled and nodding we walked out onto the balcony to the crowds cheers and celebration, Lyanna nodded before saying, “A strong willed woman who has been through a lot and a successful king the best combination!” I growled lightly before saying, “If you still want Brienne...make her your mistress!” and looking down I spoke, “She has more honour than that!” she walked away, “I guess...We’d better sort this out!” I grumbled before looking at her she said, “Quick and short!” I nodded before ordering a priest to come sat down opposite Tormund who spoke, “Just think tonight you get to bed a Stark, I bet the kinky one to!” “Yeah...this could get interesting!” Arya repeated, "Why bother?” Tyrion nodded before stating, “Thing is...years ago Arya would have been elated with you current idea!” Sansa laughed with joy on the fact it wasn't her who was chosen before saying, “She used to be so adventurous, against marriage and thought I was mad about the idea, now it appears our views have switched” “I think it's because she has always ran or be in trouble now she is being protected by someone!” she shrugged and Jon patting my back spoke, “I just don’t get it!” “What do you mean?” “Brienne over everyone else!” “You don’t understand my customs! We see beauty differently apart for Dionysius, Aphrodite and a few others, look I will explain it. Girls get a minute and stand in a line!” they groaned before doing it I got up and spoke, “Daenerys every humans wet dream, we have so many like this where we come from that she isn’t special...also her body is flabby in a fight with just using a sword she wouldn’t last long and lifting an axe I doubt it!” I walked up to Sansa, “To most average but she is mentally strong, I like her more than most because I find redheads hot!” I walked up to Arya, “A bit more like it...isn’t a stereotype, mentally strong and independent but wouldn’t last long in a fight and body would easily break!” I walked up to Cersei and spoke, “This is a product of Isu. Cersei is hot, mature so she has experience!” “A lot of it” Jon muttered and laughing were interrupted by me saying, “Ruler, could swing a sword possibly but mentally head stronger than the rest, loss means little to her and she simply cares little for your emotions...but Brienne.” I walked up to her and said, “Kill you all easily, well there is no doubt about her qualifications on the battlefield, strong willed, loyal, not reliant on a man, Okay not the looks of Sansa and Cersei but is capable in all physical and mental aspects, also look at her muscles” I lifted her tunic up to reveal the six pack before saying, “In my land we work the opposite, we want strength and fighter women not “pretty” small and fragile women!” “So the uglier the better?” Tormund queried, “You see it from your point of view I do not! In my point of view she is a beautiful warrior which god’s would be lucky to have!” They looked at Eris who spoke, “Yeah women are similar but different... Damian well yes he is hung like an horse!” they looked down at my crotch as she continued, “Yeah Jon is a fighter but bland, Tormund a probable brute in bed okay for an odd engagement but Tyrion!” he looked up as she spoke, “My little man...a fighter, diplomat and I bet kinky to” “Well I did bring a Donkey into a Brothel!” “I like how you think!” “Isu are weird to be honest!” Sansa grumbled and leaning in I whispered, “Tyrion...you got an invitation I would use it if I were you! They don’t come often!” he looked back to see Eris hold the door open and smiling he climbed off his seat and followed her out, “They are going to have some problems!” I mumbled, “Oh really?” Jon queried and nodding I said, “Yeah size for one! He is not even half the size of her so kissing is going to be hard!” “Is that all you think about is sex?” “Well my Aunty is Aphrodite who fancies me!” I shrugged, “She rubs off on everyone! Stag night, where’s my stag night!” “You don’t get one...priests is due in about 15 minutes!” “O?” Arya spoke, “come on! Two great people getting married and neither making an effort!” “Well I will sort my face out and change my clothes!” “Yeah I will brush my hair I guess!” "Arya you need to look like a bride for once in your life!" Sansa spoke pulling her up and escorting her to her room and laughing Brienne spoke, “You two should hear yourself’s already agreeing with each other, that's step one!” I took Brienne’s hand before saying, “Not like my sweet Amazonian Tarth though, is it?” “No, but most marriages are based on two people hating themselves for diplomacy!” I sighed before saying, “Not much different to my home world then... marry based on what abilities go... I was offered Athena because of wisdom and **** going together, Artemis because of hunting and **** and I was offered Eris at one point Chaos and ****!” “But you got punished for sleeping with Athena!” “Yeah we weren’t married and it’s literal rule one of couples don’t sleep with an virgin! I was going to marry her but we thought maybe we should try it out first!” Tormund laughed and looking back there the priest came, “I’d better get ready!” and stopping I smiled as I stated, "Wait a minute I can't get married, one is about **** do you part or something?" Brienne smiled causing me to causally state, "I was born dead!" and smirking almost evilly Daenerys said, "We have changed the wording from you to her!" "Shit!" I grumbled causing Arya to mock, “No way you are getting out of this!” and being taking out of the room by Cersei who was filling as my best man.

Arya much like me were utterly bored by the ceremony and groaning at what we saw he decided to go full on with the ceremony and feeling her nudge me, I nudge her playfully back we quickly stopped it as her hair started to fall out of place and eventually hearing, “You may kiss your bride!” I kissed her on her cheek but she not having any of it grabbed my face and kissed my lips passionately to my shock, “I mean being married to **** could be pretty fun!” she exclaimed and walking over to the dining hall we were greeted by the friends and family members of Arya who quickly congratulated it whilst I sat glumly in my seat eating a deer leg and looking at Brienne I spoke, “I’m sorry!” “It’s fine, we can still see each other!” I nodded before holding her hand spoke, “Of course you are my most loyal human soldier!” she hugged me and feeling an nudge in back I turned around to see people waiting for the celebrations to start and nodding the music started to play as we commenced to eat and Tormund whom completely out of place lacked any manners to be at the table, “Cheer up Damian just think tonight you get to bed a Stark an rare occasion indeed!” “Only because you failed to charm me!” he laughed before speaking, “I wasn’t ready!” she laughed before saying, “You won’t get another!” and turning to Brienne I spoke, “That reminds me, we will be heading South soon and I need protection!” she nodded before saying, “And you need my sword!” “Well not just that!” I winked and smiling nervously she spoke, “You are a married man!” “Only in name!” causing Arya to interrupt our quiet conversation, “Only until tonight when we consummate it!” “Wait what?” I queried, “Yeah...I am going to be your wife unlike Sansa who neglects her duties!” and sighing again I looked up and snapped, “Damn you Aphrodite!” Brienne nodded before saying, “Well that’s the end of that!” “Don’t give up hope yet!” she pushed my hand away and putting it on Arya’s she spoke, “I will still be here with you and don’t worry about performance I will continue to kick ass for your name!” I got up and excusing myself walked out to the empty throne room and breathing angrily flipped the table in anger and then kicking a chair grew angrier at what Arya had said, “I don’t even fucking love her and now she wants to actually give this thing a chance, come on! It is clear that me and Brienne were a thing, apparently you have to spell these things out!” “Yeah I don’t get Arya’s thinking unless sue never told you everything!” Tyrion spoke walking in and grabbing the ridge of my nose to think I simply said, “I don’t know Tyrion honestly. I know she was shot in the arm/ chest area by an arrow which was fairly deep in and by her wounds she was running but without knowing what caused her to run fully; I can’t know for sure!” “I’ll do some digging for you, if I have your permission!” “You know you do, that’s the reason I haven’t let you go back to him! Just remember this, we may not be blood related but if Cersei is my cousin, you are my family to!” he nodded before walking away spoke, “I know! I appreciate it!”

When nightfall came I sighed walking to my room and seeing Brienne walk past I commented, “See you later?” “I wouldn’t beg on it! Arya has been getting herself ready for hours in there!” “I wonder if I could find a good enough excuse to not sleep with her!” she pushed me to the door and knocking spoke, “Go on in there and take your bride! And before you ask! We are done!” and pushing me in closed the door behind me as I heard her cry and looking down growled, “Arya!”