Arms Crossed → Holding a Large Dildo

Screw it, let's try the 'Recommended' option. The prompt flashes, and then 'Arms Crossed' is replaced with 'Holding a Large Dildo' which is... certainly a choice.

As the changes progress, I'm really not sure the phone understands that a drag 'queen' is supposed to be biologically male, and I have sincere doubts that the individual I'm looking at matches that description.

The throne's padding has turned bright red, as have the curtains, and the space beyond them is pitch black.

'His' majesty has shifted positions on the throne, and now sits almost side-saddle on it, with legs sweeping together out to one side. 'His' hands are covered almost to the shoulders in long white gloves with frills at the wrists and upper hem, and the prescribed dildo is in 'his' right hand: A massive purple thing nearly as thick as 'his' arm and equal to 'his' head in length. I'm really not sure what 'he' intends to do with that, but it could probably be worse.

Also, 'his' two-piece has become a one-piece leotard, and the bow-tie has become a pink diamond over a golden necklace. 'His' eyeliner has gone from pink to purple, and 'his' eyebrows gone from blue to dark purple. The fuzzy earrings are still here though: They've simply grown larger. At the same time, 'his' hair has grown much wavier and just... bigger.

I am not at all ashamed to say that after pressing the 'Recommended' button I am no less stumped as to how to proceed.

(drag queen, pink hair, gentleman's beard, powerful build, stern expression, holding a large dildo, seated, stripper costume, king's throne, crown, inside a castle)

[AN: The 'Recommended' option, for when I don't know why our narrator would make a given change. Also: Fun fact? The very first word of this prompt, in the qc section, is still "1man."]