Anko standing there seductively (Romance Path)

*shocker that Anko is not the fetish path.

Walking down the hall and carrying a few bags was Anko, in all her Pre-Boruto era toned glory, wearing a small Kaki skirt and a fishnet T-Shirt that was a thick enough mesh around the boobs to be legal in public. Kurenai must have seen you look over her her shoulder because she put her hand on your chest and started frantically trying to explain.

“John, I know this is super last minute but I couldn’t think of anything else, I’ve told you about Anko a ton and you know how she’s my best friend in the whole world, well I mean you are too but it’s just...” she seems to realize she’s babbling as the girls start to giggle at her, you see Shino whisper something to Hinata which ears a small squeak of indignation and what sounded like “I do Not do that!”

You see those beautiful ruby eyes lock onto you and realize that even if you actually hadn’t known about Anko, and even knowing she was just a robot, you probably would have folded to the incoming request.

“John please can she live with us too? I promise I’ll work extra hard around the house a-and I could maybe try to pick up a job to cover expenses or-“ you’re a bit shocked at seeing Kurenai so nervous but remember how shy she’d been about romance in the series and figured that must be manifesting here. You cut her off with a kiss. The feeling of her juicy lips makes you want to bite and suck on them, but you restrain yourself to just giving a quick affectionate peck and then holding her in a reassuring hug before speaking up.

“Kurenai, from what you’ve told me Anko is like a sister to you, right.” She presses her head into your chest and nods, you turn to Anko and continue, “I know this is a lot for you Anko, but if Kurenai was willing to do some paperwork to make that official there’s a sort of loophole we could use that’d make it okay for you to stay with me.” You get a curious look but continue on before they can interrupt with questions.

“See that whole thing, and let me finish before you get mad about this, the thing about needing to let me marry your daughters wasn’t exactly the rule my family had,” Kurenai looks up and her face begins to turn horrified, looking like she’s going to yell before you place a finger on her lips and continue.

“What it actually says is any relative of the wife has to marry someone in the family who’s of the opposite gender, within 20 years of age. I kinda simplified it because I’m the only one in my family under 60 and, it’s weird I know but it’s like an old thing from clan days and... yah, so what I’m saying is,” at this point you turn to Anko “if you guys are okay with that then I’ll do my best to make sure you don’t regret it.” And at this point you start to fumble around in your pocket, not noticing the reactions your speech got.

“Actually it’s funny, Kurenai you told me so many times not to forget about Akamaru, not that I ever would, that when I was rushing to get all the rings on time I was sure I’d forgotten something and was like ‘Oh yah can’t forget Akamaru’ even though I’d already gotten a ring for her and... wow honey we might have a rambling problem in this family.” You look up as you say that holding six rings in your hand before starting and hiding them again.

“Ah shit I’m sorry I had a better way planned to give those to you and,” before you can say anything you’re kissed suddenly by Kurenai who was apparently shoved forward by Anko.

“Thank you John, thank you for knowing how important she is to me and letting her into your heart too.” She rests her head in your chest again and you wonder if that’s going to be something she does regularly because it feels nice.

You almost feel guilty at this next part knowing it’s BS but the show must go on. “Yah I’m sorry you guys have to go through with this. I know it must be super weird and creepy for me to even mention marrying other girls, much less family members of yours. It’s just this super strict rule in my family from like samurai times, and as much as I’d like to tell them to fuck off...” at this point Hinata speaks up.

“It’s okay J-John, really. Before Mom took us in we were all part of different clans too, she actually protected us from a lot of rules they had that were worse than this sort of thing.” She says and as you hear her cute occasional stutter you’re glad you didn’t totally tell them to remove it, dear lord would the full thing have been annoying but every now and then is endearing.

The moment was kind of ruined by Kiba “Yah don’t worry, I know there’s all those bad rumors but moms never even gotten to second base with a dude, the only dick she’s taken is a plastic one from Ank-“ you assume the word was Anko because said woman is now shoving her hand over Kiba’s mouth. Kinda tries to lick her palm to get Anko to move her hand, but the woman just responds by shoving her fingers deep into the girl’s mouth. It’s an oddly erotic scene that would have caught your attention for longer if one of its main actors hadn’t started talking to you.

“Well that’s enough out of you missy, as for daddy boy over here.” Anko says as she turns to you with a smirk on her face, “I’d be fine with marrying a hunk like you, especially if it means I don’t have to sneak around to have fun with your first wife anymore, we can just do it in the open now.” She jokes

“You wouldn’t have had to sneak around anyways Anko. I know that Kurenai has a lot of room for love in her heart, it’s be crazy to expect her to be okay with me having five, or I guess six now, wives and not be okay with the relationship you two have.” Anko’s smirk grows stiff and you see her eyes go from a teasing light to having some genuine surprise and warmth as she tries to keep her poker face.

“Also I’m really sorry about the kid sized” you hear a fake cough from kiba “sorry for a ‘younger’ woman’s” you hear a fake cough from Kurenai who you accidentally called old, “fine, just smaller for not any particular reason. Anyways, sorry about you not having a ring that fits.” You say as Anko seems to have gone back on the offensive. She leans into you and presses you into her impressive chest.

“Oh don’t worry Hubby, I’ve been spending some time with my precious step daughter Shino and might be able to think of a few places I could hang it from.” She says with a saucy remark and a twist of her nipple that gets you hard at the combined mental image, and feel of her tits. You hear Kurenai sound like she’s about to say something but you pull back and look her in the eyes.

“Anko if you want to do that feel free to, that’s honestly one of the hottest things I’ve ever even imagined and I don’t want you to feel like you can’t be yourself and do weird stuff because of me,” at this you pause for a second and make sure she’s looking at you in the eyes , which after a second she does

“But it’s not okay for you to not have a ring you can put on your finger like Kurenai, and Hinata, and Shino, and Kiba, and of course” you turn and grin a little “I can’t forget Akamaru.”

“So yah, you can do whatever you want with that one, and I’d love it if you at least kept it. But you’re just as important to me as the rest of this weird family amazing I’ve been made a part of, and I don’t want you to think otherwise.”

You get a genuine smile from Anko and she seems to take a page out of Kurenai’s book by burying her head in your chest and mumbling something you can’t hear. Then she takes off into your apartment, dragging the girls with her until it’s just you and Kurenai, who’s standing there staring at you.

“Hey, what’s up? Did you wanna say something without your girls around?” You ask.

“You’re wrong you know.”

“Wha-?”

“You’re wrong about the whole marrying my daughters thing. You keep saying thanks to me for accepting it and putting up with it but I’m not.” You look worried for a second and almost wonder if the programming failed before she continues.

“John me and the girls have a mess of a family. We’re not normal and never will be and I don’t give a damn about what’s normal or appropriate any more. I wouldn’t be friends with Anko if I did.” She rolls her eyes and you laugh at that.

“The only thing I could ever want in a husband for my precious baby girls and even my best friend, and sister now since you made that happen. The only thing I could ever want in a man for them would be someone who’s kind, and considerate, and accepting, and. Just. Like. You.” With each word at the end she kisses you on the nose.

“Oh and most importantly they could only marry someone who never forgets Akamaru.” She says jokingly.

“Is this a new development or something? Because I remember you seeming pretty mad a minute ago when it sounded like I was implying that I’d married them for my own benefit.” You say to her, sort of confused where this speech of hers was coming from.

“Maybe but not really. I’ve grown to accept you marrying them, not just for show but for real. I’m okay with it and I think the thing that set me off was like the idea of you lying about it or tricking me into it. I don’t know, I guess it made me feel like you didn’t want me and were just using me to get a harem of young girls.” She says shyly.

“Also, I guess I’ve always known you were good to me, but seeing you interact with them and every moment of you talking with Anko made me fall in love with you over and over again.”

By now you have a decent idea of what she likes and doesn’t so you pull her head into your chest and she reflexively nuzzles into you.

“While a harem of beautiful young girls is a nice side benefit.” You say half jokingly “I married you for you, even before I knew you I thought you were awesome. Just from little bits I’d seen if you I knew you cared and had a heart with an amazing capacity for love. Even your bad reputation didn’t deter me, maybe it should have, but I couldn’t help but love you.” You say and realize you’ve gone off script. You also realize that you’re telling the truth and feel yourself blushing. You honestly had a huge crush on the character Kurenai, even though she was supposed to be this ice queen and you only saw her a few times in the hundreds of hours of watching it, you saw her as this amazing person and had felt awful at seeing her break down because of Asuma’s ****.

You give her a kiss on the forehead but she leans up and brings her own lips up to meet you. You hold each other there, not frantically making out and not a quick smooch, but a deep long kiss meant to convey emotion. You realize that that’s what made you want Kurenai when you first heard about the Anime Robo line. You craved that sort of love and passion that would make a person cry so bitterly at the loss of the man she loved. You wanted those feelings for yourself.

She pulls back from you and smiles before turning around and walking into the apartment.

You think back and can’t see any way you could have gotten a better first meeting with your SlutBots. Kinda awful name now that you think about it, but damn if Kurenai’s ass swaying as she walked in didn’t make you understand where it came from.

You follow the girls in and shut the door, ready to figure out what life is gonna be like with this little family of wives you have now.