And I'll stay with you just a little while

The Body Pillow kept spinning, and as it did, Nick found himself subjected to a bit of a “body pillow” of his own.

With Rose on his right and Mary on his left, two girls with exceptionally sizeable chests were squished up with him on a single mattress, and both were dressed like girls from the deep south, daisy dukes, tied flannel shirts, and plenty of exposed skin. Nick felt like he was on the cover of some sleazy magazine with a farmer theme.

Mary’s arms were locked tightly and possessively around his waist as her breasts pushed against his arm, while Rose leaned out slightly, her fingers caressing his pecks.

“I wonder Nick…” She breathed into his ear. “What kind of fun do you think we can get up to in a place like this?”

Her hand drifted down towards his pants, and began to tease against his zipper.

Mary reached down and smacked her hand away.

“That’s obscene!” She hissed, glaring at the blonde from across her husband’s body. “Doing something like that-!”

“Any more obscene than having sex with him in front of a crowd of people on your wedding?” Rose smirked. “At least I had the decency to wait until we were alone together in our hotel suite to have my first time.”

Mary turned red and bit her lip. “That… that was… I didn’t have a choice!”

“Right, you certainly moaned like someone who was pushed into it alright,” Rose tittered. “Oh… oh Nick… oh… oh!”

Mary’s blush deepened as Rose mimicked her moans. Seeing how distressed she was getting, Nick decided that he had to cut in before things went too far.

“Okay, that’s enough,” he snapped, glaring at the blonde. “Rose, you’re pushing it.”

Rose blushed, and a shameful expression crossed her face. “…Sorry, I just-”

“That kind of stuff is no good!” Mary asserted, glaring at her too.

Feeling the pressure of a married couple rebuffing her, Rose reluctantly returned her hand to where it had been, caressing Nick’s chest. At least he was fine with that form of skinship.

“Well Nick…” Rose breathed. “Are you absolutely sure you wouldn’t want just a little bit of fun?” She glanced at Mary out of the corner of her eye.

“Mary might say she doesn’t want to do this… but I know she does,” Rose tittered. “It’s in her nature. Isn’t that right? You might not want to do it in front of everyone… but if we were in private, that would be another story…”

Mary looked away. She couldn’t deny that.

“I would also like for you guys not to do this in public,” Kim said, just loud enough to carry over the music. Her face was red, and she was trying not to look their way. “You realize you’ll be getting his ‘stuff’ all over the place at the speed we’re moving, right?!”

And most of it was liable to splash onto her. She didn’t need to be a physics whiz like Dawn to know that much.

Rose rolled her eyes, but she finally relented.

“Okay, okay,” she sighed. “We can- whoa!”

Rose should have been paying a little better attention, because the ride had come to a sudden stop. And with that, the G-**** impact on their bodies had started to slow. Most of the girls were totally fine, and they stepped off the platforms.

It was a little harder when three people were on one mattress.

“Whoa!”

“Hey!”

Rose and Mary both cried out and fell onto the ground.

“Watch out!” Nick fell on top of them, and his face planted right into something very soft.

Two somethings, actually. Or, no, four.

He scrambled to try and get off of the girls, and his hands flailed around, landing on more soft and squishy flesh.

“Ahn!” Mary arched her back and moaned, clenching her legs together as she nearly came from the contact alone. Rose didn’t share Mary’s boosted libido baseline, but she was still feeling pretty aroused herself, and certainly enjoyed the groping. It felt better than any other time he’d caressed her chest. In the back of her mind, she remembered her transformation that boosted her pleasure whenever she was engaged in a threesome, and realized that this must apply.

“Yes, please!” Rose breathed, pushing up off the ground to press her chest deeper into Nick’s grasp. He kept fondling them both out of instinct, but after a few seconds he realized what he was doing, and managed to tear himself off.

“S-sorry!” He stammered, backing away. His face burned with shame, and he didn’t know where to look. “I just… I know… I…”

“Oh, don’t worry,” Rose laughed, propping herself up on her arms. Her shirt had come slightly undone in the scuffle, exposing one of her nipples, and she slid it back up to cover herself. “I don’t have any complaints…”

“I, uh… it-it’s fine,” Mary stammered, unable to look him in the eye. Her arms covered her breasts, and the front of her shirt was stained in milk.

“Well, looks like somebody had fun,” Gina smiled, walking over to the three of them.

Kim sighed and rolled her eyes. This was about what she expected, sad as it was.

“That was so much fun!” Holly’s face was practically glowing. “I want to go again! Can we go again!?”

“Urgh… ugh…” Morgana shook her head, stumbling across the chamber. She looked pretty green around the gills.

“Morgana, you good?” Sylvia patted her on the back. Dawn was helping the goth girl walk, but Sylvia could help a little too.

“Just… keep the room from spinning…” Morgana mumbled, shaking her head. “I can’t see straight… need to sit down…”

Everyone filed out of the Body Pillow, and out into the sunlight. They’d only been in the ride for a few minutes, but with all the red lights, it certainly felt like a struggle to adjust to the sun.

“Ah… this… ugh,” Morgana mumbled, sitting down on a bench. Soon enough she found that wasn’t going help, and she leaned over and lay down instead.

“Can we get some water over here?” Dawn called to the others.

“Not a problem,” Dani said, strutting over to her and taking a bottle of water out of her bag. “Here, I brought plenty.”

She unscrewed the cap and gave Morgana something to drink. The goth took a deep swig and wiped her mouth, and her complexion improved.

“Thanks,” she mumbled.

“That was really sweet, Dani,” Carly smiled.

“Well, what do you expect?” Dani huffed, blushing slightly. “I take care of my friends.”

“I’m your friend?” Morgana looked shocked to hear that. “Really?”

Dani didn’t answer, she just looked away. “I mean… why not?”

“That’s the thing about Dani,” Nick smiled. “She’s quick to anger, but she doesn’t hold a grudge. …With some exceptions, anyway.”

He doubted that Dani would ever forgive Dakota. As for Sylvia, that was probably a long way off, too.

“Well, that was fun,” Gina said, stretching her arms over her head. “I had my pick. Anybody else want to decide on something to do next?”

“It’s getting pretty hot,” Marley said, fanning herself. “We could go on the log flume ride. I think there’s one of those, right?”

“There is,” Kim nodded. “I saw it when we came here last time. We didn’t go on it, though, because I didn’t want to get my clothes wet.”

She gestured at her top. “These schoolgirl uniforms all feel like they have the same white blouse. And I didn’t exactly want to expose myself.”

Kim glanced towards Nick and batted her eyelashes. “Of course, if you’re interested now, then that’s an entirely different matter…”

Nick rolled his eyes and smiled. That was just like Kim.

“If you want to do that, we can,” he nodded.

“I could use a bit of a cooldown too,” Mary said. Her face was still burning.

“It would probably be better for Morgana, too,” Dawn agreed. “It’s not like a water roller coaster, right? Just a soothing log ride?”

She glanced at Sylvia as she said this, to judge the blonde’s reaction.

“Nope, no sharp turns or dips,” Sylvia assured her. “Not even a loop-the-loop.”

Nick raised his eyebrow. THAT would certainly be impressive to pull off on a water ride.

“So it’s just a nice flume ride?” He pressed Sylvia.

“Yeah, basically,” she nodded.

Her eyes flicked away quickly and then returned, and she smiled innocently.

Too innocently.

“What does ‘basically’ mean?” He asked, his expression darkening.

Sylvia shrugged. “Well, I mean… the ride itself is fine and all, but as for what’s inside, well…”

“Sylvia…”

“Just go on it, geez!” Sylvia pouted. “It’s going to be fine! I promise.”

Nick wasn’t sure how much of that promise he could believe.

“Sylvia…”

“I say we do it!” Carly said, clapping Dani on the shoulder. “Come on, it’s going to be fun! Nothing like a cool watery ride to beat the heat, don’t you agree?”

“I-I guess,” Dani said, glancing away from her. She was imagining Carly being soaked from the splash, and her cheerleader outfit turning see-through. That was something.

“I’m in, obviously,” Holly chirped, batting her eyelashes.

“I’ll go too,” Rose nodded. “Mary, you can sit this one out. I’m sure you don’t want to be involved in anything too raunchy,” she said, goading the farm girl.

Mary glared at her. “I’m not… I can do it!” She declared.

That was exactly what Rose was hoping for. Nick sighed. She really was playing right into the other woman’s hands.

“So long everybody!” Nola waved to the others as they headed off. “I can’t wait to see you all again later! I have so much more stuff I want to talk to you about, like all my ideas for what you can do to make the harem shenanigans sexier, and don’t forget all the fun of-”

They blocked her out as best they could.

“…All the fun of being in a three-way! Or a four-way, or even a five-way! Did I tell you about the time I was in a five-way? Well, it was a five-way game of rock-paper-scissors, but it basically counts. There were lots of hands moving around, everyone was really close together, and it ended on an orgasm!” Their reprieve from Nola was a brief one; when they got to the ride, she was right there, waiting for them with a bright grin on her face and a mischievous gleam in her eye.

“Hey, Nola,” Sylvia said, waving to her friend. Unlike the others, she had a greater tolerance for Nola’s tangents, even if it was limited. It helped that she was actually the leprechaun’s friend, while to the others Nola was a girl who had been randomly dropped into their laps with no notice.

“Welcome to ‘The Sploosh!’” Nola introduced the ride. “Yes, the exclamation mark is a part of the title. As it should be. It helps you show that it’s got action, excitement, passion, all sorts of things that are necessary for a season of Harem Hotel! And don’t forget- a lot of splooshing.” She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively. “Luckily for you all, you have just enough people to ride! No one’s gonna have to wait! Sound fun? Yup, sounds fun! Fun, fun, funnity-fun-fun!” She nodded up and down like a bobblehead, nearly knocking off her top hat. Nick suspected it was staying there through supernatural means.

“So, uh… this ride, it’s… wow.”

Dani stared at it in abject horror.

Not a whole lot of the attractions at this Amusement Park had been what anybody would call subtle, and this ride was no exception to that. “The Sploosh!” as Nola called it, well…

To start, the ride was like other log flume rides, with a long, winding river leading up towards a mountain. However, the entrance to the mountain cavern was pretty damn explicit. Two large, parted canvas doors that arched up together with a large nub right at the tip, all colored a deep pink.

The ride traveled right through a scaled-up model of a human vagina.

“This is… really gross,” Dawn winced. She was no prude, and human anatomy didn’t bother her at all, but she had her limits when it came to poor taste.

“I think it’s a good thing that we didn’t try to go on this ride,” Kim said, making a face. She glanced at Nick. Forget wet shirts, this would have been a whole different kind of uncomfortable.

“I-I don’t think I can go on this one,” Mary said, shaking her head. Forget her prior spat with Rose, this whole thing made her go pale as a sheet.

“…For once, I think I’m with you on this one,” Rose admitted.

Nola, completely ignorant to the attitude of everyone else, continued to sell the ride with a bright smile on her face. “Here’s the log you’ll be using to go through the ride!” She said, gesturing to the incoming boat. “Although it isn’t a log, it’s certainly a nice, hard piece of wood, if you know what I mean! Am I being too subtle? I’m talking about a cock. A nice, hard cock. You know the kind. Goes in? Goes out? Lots of moaning? With a nice, splashy finish!”

“Nola…” Sylvia appreciated the leprechaun’s desire to play up the park, but this was probably a good time to read the room. Even she could tell that the girls in Nick’s harem weren’t exactly onboard with this ride at the moment.

That became even more apparent when the boat slowed to a stop. Indeed, just as Nola had declared, it looked like a dick. But it was a lot thicker than the ones for the bumper cars; there were three rows, and each row contained four seats. This gave a very odd effect, where the penis boat was actually very short and stumpy, but very wide, with a curved, angry head and two large testicles on the back, just for that added (lack) of class.

The fact that its shape didn’t even resemble what it was supposed to resemble made it clear that the whole thing was entirely gratuitous.

Nola didn’t pay any attention to that, though. “I know what you’re thinking! It’s too short. It needs to be longer, right? Well, I had the same thought when I talked with Dakota! And she said that Sylvia made it this way, because she thought that it would be better to have less rows, instead of more. She didn’t really seem to care one way or the other, though.”

Sylvia winced as Nola continued.

“Just a quick warning to everyone, the front row is a splash zone. The back row? Also a splash zone. And the middle row is, of course, a splash zone. Here at Harem Hotel, we pride ourselves on making sure that no one has to go the day without getting wet!”

For once she managed to stop talking on her own, and flashed a toothy smile.

“Well, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going on this one,” Carly declared. “Marley’s coming too, right?”

Marley rolled her eyes. “Right, like I have a choice.”

“I’m in,” Gina shrugged. “I don’t care about riding in a dick. It’s just the bumper cars again.”

“Rumper Cars,” Sylvia corrected her.

“I’ll go,” Holly said, but she seemed uncertain. She glanced over at Nick. “Well… I mean, if master… if you don’t want to ride this one, then we don’t have to, I mean…”

Nick tensed. He glanced at the obscene boat, carved exquisitely down to the veins. He really didn’t want to. Especially since a lot of the other girls seemed like they were going to back out.

“Please, Daddy?”

It was Sylvia’s voice who caught his attention. She looked at him with pleading eyes.

“I know this ride isn’t what you guys want, but… I would really like for all of us to ride it together. Would that be okay, my girls?” She looked to the others hopefully, but when she saw how uneasy they all looked, her face fell.

Carly sighed.

“Mary.”

“Eep!” The redhead jumped, her eyes widening in surprise. “Wh-what?”

“Didn’t you say, before, that you wanted to be bolder?” Carly reminded her. “You were talking about how you didn’t like sitting on the sidelines, and were trying to put yourself out there more. Isn’t this another one of those chances?”

Mary winced. It was, but… the Rumper Cars were one thing! This was just…

She glanced at the penis boat again, and swallowed.

“…Okay, I’ll do it,” she relented.

Like Rose was going to let that stand. “Well, if Mary’s going, then I’m going!” She exclaimed, refusing to let the other girl show her up.

“I’m fine with going,” Nick said, relenting as well. He admired Mary’s resolve, and Carly had a point. They had come here to have fun. Even if it was a weird, gross kind of fun, it was still worth sitting through a ride like this just to enjoy themselves for the day.

“If master is going, then I’m going!” Holly decided.

Kim sighed in resignation. “Well… I’ve already sat out enough rides today, so I might as well…”

The momentum was shifting. Now, more girls were getting onboard with going on the ride than weren’t. But Nick was pretty sure that Dani wasn’t going to have anything to do with-

“Fine, I’ll do it,” Dani groused, rolling her eyes.

Nick’s jaw hit the ground, and he wasn’t the only one.

“Dani, are you feeling okay?” He reached up to place a hand over her forehead.

“You didn’t stop off in the Hall of Mirrors while we were separated, did you?” Dawn asked suspiciously.

“No!” Dani exclaimed, shaking free of Nick’s hand. “I just… what Carly said… she’s right. This ride is really gross, but… I don’t want to sit on the sidelines and be a buzzkill. It’s not my cup of tea, but I’ll do it, so we can all have fun.”

“Oh, Dani…” Sylvia wiped her eyes.

Dani scowled, and her cheeks flushed. “I’m not doing it for you, I just said!”

That left only two holdouts.

Dawn sighed. “…What the heck. Might as well, right?” She turned to her buddy. “Morgana?”

“It’s… um… it’s really, really embarrassing…” Morgana stammered. Even as she said that, though, everyone could see that her eyes were glued to the cock. “It’s not going to make me sick though… right?”

“Not from the turns, anyway,” Dani muttered under her breath.

“Then… okay.”

“Great! Everyone’s going!” Nola cheered. “Now, let’s get you situated into your seats! Who wants to sit where? You all figure out where you want to sit, then I’ll sit on the hunky master’s lap, and then we can get this ride going faster than you can say ‘penetrative intercourse is the only real form of sex’!”

“…I don’t think that’s a safe idea,” Nick replied, barely able to pick out a few words from that mess.

“I want to sit next to Nick!” Mary and Rose both said automatically.

“Hey!” Dawn stepped in front of the two, standing between them and the target of their infatuation. “Are you two forgetting that tonight is MY night with him? If anyone deserves to sit next to him, it’s me.”

She raised a valid point, Nick couldn’t argue there.

“Okay, so Dawn will sit next to me,” Nick said, trying to space this out in his head. “As for everybody else-”

“I call the front!” Kim sprinted over to the front of the ride and hopped in.

“Same!” Carly was right on her heels, dragging Marley along with her.

“Hey! There’s enough space, where I can sit in the back,” Marley said, shaking her hand free. She separated from her sister, and sat two seats behind her.

“I’ll go front, too,” Gina said, her eyes twinkling. “That’s where the biggest splashes are gonna be, after all.”

That left only one seat open in the front. Carly glanced over her shoulder and looked at Dani for a fraction of a second, but their eye contact soon broke and Danisat down next to Marley instead, in the back row.

“I-I want the back, too,” Morgana stammered, taking the seat next to Dani’s. It would hopefully give her the most cover.

That meant Nick and Dawn would have to sit in the middle.

“I’ll sit here,” Nick said, sitting in front of Dani and behind the open space in the front seat. Dawn sat down next to him, between Carly and Marley leaving some room for someone else to sit on the other side of him.

Sylvia claimed that spot before Rose or Mary could get to it. Holly, eager as she was, went to the only spot remaining in the front, leaving the only spots available for Rose and Mary to be in the middle and in the back.

They turned to each other.

“Rock-paper-scissors to determine who sits in the same row as Nick?” Rose suggested.

Mary considered it for a moment and then shook her head. “I’ll… I’ll just be in the back.” Like Morgana, she reasoned that would be the safest from the splash zone.

Rose was obviously fine with that, and the seating arrangements were finalized.

Gina Kim Holly Carly

Rose Sylvia Nick Dawn

Morgana Mary Dani Marley

“Alrighty-o!” Nola chirped, starting up the ride. “Let’s get a going! Have fun!”

And with that, the obscene little boat jerked forward through the foamy white water, towards the open slot in the side of the mountain.