Because it spins me so well

It took forever to get all the information out of Nola, because she just kept talking and going on wild tangents.

“…So then, after my producer told me that the season was suspended, I was totally stuck! And then I was like, what should I do? Should I go find a new season? Because I wanted to be on a new season. But I couldn’t start a new season without a producer! And I definitely didn’t want to be a contestant, like some other hosts whose seasons have been suspended or cancelled have been. Well, maybe I didn’t. Did I? Hmm! That’s an idea! Hey Nick, you have any open positions in your harem? Kidding, you know I’m kidding. Still, not a bad idea… but I don’t think it would work. Or would it? You know what else doesn’t work? Me, because none of the producers wanted to greenlight another season with me! Can you believe that? There were all these signs in front of their offices saying ‘Irish need not apply’ and well, you can’t fight that! Well you can, but then you might get turned into a maid or something. No thanks. I look rubbish in frills. Unless they let me wear green. I would like to wear a green maid costume, don’t you think it would be just wonderful? I-”

“NOLA! God! Will you just stop talking?!” Sylvia groaned, shouting as loud as she could to drown the other girl’s voice out.

Nola obediently quieted down and stared at Sylvia. She was still smiling, though. And she honestly did look happy to see her.

Sylvia could see that, too.

“Nola… I’m glad to see you again, my girl,” Sylvia said, her smile finally returning. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen any of the other hosts. But still, I wish it was Sally that had gotten picked up, not you. No offense.”

“None taken!” Nola chirped. “I totally get it. And Sally misses you a lot, too! She always crying nowadays, and production on her season has really slowed down. I wonder if the producers are giving her time to grieve? I didn’t need much time to grieve. I mean we’re friends and all, but I haven’t forgotten that time when you chased me and tried to get your hands on my cereal! Sure it was just a joke, but that didn’t mean you had to tickle attack! It was fun though. I’m just kidding, Sylvia, I’m really happy to be here! Especially because I get to make time with your hunky master! You’re so lucky, getting bang him like crazy! Tell you what, why don’t we switch? You get to be Dakota’s simpy servant again and I’ll join the harem! That’s fair, right? Yes, that’s definitely fair!”

“No, no, not a chance,” Sylvia said, shaking her head. She couldn’t imagine going back to work for Dakota again. “But Nola, if you didn’t want to be Dakota’s servant, then why did you even take up the job in the first place? What, Dakota came up to you, and asked if you wanted to do some work for her on the show, and you just said yes?”

“Yep.”

The succinctness of Nola’s answer stunned everyone.

“Of course, it’s not as simple as that, there was the paperwork, and I had to agree not to interfere with the season in any way, plus, there was the whole thing about needing to use my good luck to benefit this season in particular, but you know how it is! Dakota said that she wanted me to join because I was a faerie, and I would be a perfect fit, and I’m like, ‘you know what would be a perfect fit? Sylvia’s master’s penis in my vagina!’ and so now here we are!”

She placed her hands on her hips and flashed a dazzling smile, staring suggestively at Nick.

Dawn cleared her throat. “Well, this is quite a surprise. I won’t say it isn’t. But as someone who doesn’t know anything about you, leprechaun girl, I have to say… I don’t really care.”

She looked apologetic as she said that. “…Sorry. But we’ve kinda got a lot of stuff to do today, and we were wondering if we could actually get onto the ride?”

“Oh! Oh, yeah! Right, right, right!” Nola nodded. “Now, do you kiddos want an explanation about how the Body Pillow works? It’s pretty simple. And fun! It’s one of the funnest rides here, except for all the other fun ones. You know what’s fun? The Hall of Mirrors. Why don’t you guys check that one out later? Dakota said it’s the most fun attraction in the park! She said I should definitely go and check it out myself later, anybody want to come with me?”

“No, no, we’re good,” Sylvia said, shaking her head. “I would advise you to give it a pass yourself, Nola. Trust me, it isn’t worth it.”

“Again, the ride?” Dawn was starting to get impatient, and so were the other girls. No one liked that Nola kept going on tangents.

“Okay okay! So the ride is very simple! You go inside, and then you’re in this roundy room! Like a ring-a-round! And there are a bunch of these mattresses on the walls, right? Nice, comfy feather beds, comfy comfy! You go find a spot and stand in front of one of them, and then it begins to go all whirly-dirly on you! Spinny spin-spin, and then whoosh, zoom!” The hand gestures the leprechaun was making didn’t help the explanation. But they got a pretty good impression of the ride.

“Uh, that sounds kind of dangerous,” Nick said.

“So we’re just standing in a circular room and getting flung all over the place?” Morgana made a face. “That sounds not so swell.”

“That sounds dangerous!” Mary gasped.

“Yeah, I can’t believe that’s really a ride,” Marley agreed, shaking her head.

“No no, no no no, you guys don’t get it!” Nola shook her head adamantly. “You don’t get all flingy-flung! You just lie back in the bed, and before you know it, you’re pressed down to the bed and then you get to be all spidery! You can crawl up, and down, move on you head, whatever you want! It’s suuuuper trippy-dippy and funny-fun!”

“I think I get it,” Dawn said, flashing Gina a look. “You’ve been on these before too, right?”

“Yup,” Gina nodded, smiling gleefully. “At most places, it’s known as the Gravitron. And believe me, it’s quite an experience.”

“I think I’ve heard of that, yeah,” Nick nodded. He had vague memories from previous trips to theme parks.

“It’s a pretty cool ride,” Carly nodded. “I’ve been on ‘em a few times.”

“So what, wait, I don’t get it,” Dani said, shaking her head. “So we’re just stuck to the walls or something like that?

“No no, you’re stuck to mattresses,” Nola clarified. “…Which happen to be on the walls.”

“It’s centrifugal **** again,” Dawn explained. “A little similar to the chair ride. The room spins so fast, that our bodies are **** against the mattresses on the wall. And if the rotation speed is fast enough, it can even make gravity stop being a factor.”

“No way is that true!” Rose exclaimed, her eyes widening. “You can actually suspend gravity just by going in a circle fast enough?!”

“That’s right,” Dawn nodded. “Imagine you were holding a bucket of water, and you spun it around really really fast in a big circle around you. It doesn’t matter how full the bucket is, once you get it spinning fast enough, the water isn’t going to come out because the centrifugal **** pushes it to the bottom of the bucket and keeps it there.”

Rose tried to picture that. But she wasn’t exactly someone who spun buckets in her spare time, so she had a bit of a struggle doing it.

“Well, I’m in!” Carly said. “The ones I went on were pretty fun!”

“I could try it,” Kim nodded. “I didn’t get a chance to go on this one when we went to the Amusement Park together.”

“Yeah! Let’s go!” Holly cheered.

Soon enough, all the girls were onboard. Nola opened the door to the ride, and they all stepped in to see what was in store for them.

The room itself was a little smaller than Nola had made it up to be, but it was very nice. It was a bright, pristine white, and blinked with lights, like what Nick imagined the inside of a spaceship would look like. It was round like a disk, and long the circular “wall” large mattresses had been affixed, with a stand under each of them just large enough for someone to stand on. The mattresses were all slightly angled back, just slightly enough where you wouldn’t quite notice the difference until you tried to stand against one.

“I want to be next to Daddy!” Sylvia said automatically.

“Wait, no! It… it’s my turn to be next to Nick!” Mary exclaimed. “We’ve barely gotten to spend any time together this whole trip!”

“I just got off work,” Kim pointed out. “If anyone should have the chance to be next to Nick, it should be me.”

“I should be the one who goes with Nick!” Rose butted in. “…Because I said so!”

While they all argued over who got to spend the ride next to Nick, Morgana was getting a little worried herself.

“Everything good?” Dawn asked, walking up to check on her. She wore a look of concern as she stared at Morgana, and the goth bit her lip and shook her head.

“I-I just… this is a lot,” she mumbled. “You said this ride uses… what was it again? Centipede **** or something?”

“Centrifugal ****,” Dawn gently corrected her. “That’s when something moves fast around a single point, and-”

“No, no, I get it… it’s what happened on that swing ride with the chairs, right?” Morgana looked even more pale than usual. “I don’t know… what if I get sick on this one again?”

Dawn could understand the other girl’s concerns. But she didn’t want Morgana to feel shaken up about it, that might just make her nerves even worse.

“I think you should try your best,” she replied. “You managed to power through the Bracup Ride, right? I can’t imagine this one will be worse.”

She looked around and gestured at the room.

“In a large room like this, the effects should be more like the Carousel than those chairs,” she explained. “I could go into detail about why that is, but mainly it has to do with diameter of the spinning object, the distance from the center versus the speed on the outside, and-”

“No, no, it’s fine,” Morgana said quickly. “You don’t have to explain. I’m just going to try my best to keep my feelings in check!”

Her smile was shaking, but Dawn could tell that the goth girl was going to try.

“This ride should be a good one, right?” Marley said, looking around the room. “There’s plenty of space to spread out. We can even have our own beds, which is nice.”

“Yeah, that is pretty nice,” Carly nodded in agreement. “Hey! For once we don’t have to share a bed together! When was the last time that happened?”

Marley laughed. “I was a slime the last time that happened, you know.”

“Yup, now you’re just slimy, like a used car saleswoman, or a MLM manager,” Carly joked.

Marley didn’t find that so funny. She scoffed and rolled her eyes.

“Hey, Dani, what about you?” She said loudly, turning to the tomboy. “You want to get a mattress by the two of us?”

“I guess that would work,” Dani said, tugging on her hair. It was a tic she was starting to develop for when she got nervous. “Honestly, I still don’t know if this ride is a good thing or not,” she admitted. “It could go really wrong.”

A lot of her concern was rooted in the fact that Gina had been the one to suggest this ride. And Gina was… well, Gina.

At least the ride seemed rather clean. There was a good chance it could have been something raunchy and perverse, and Dani wouldn’t have been very happy about that.

“Hello!” Nola’s voice rang out over the loudspeaker. “This is Nola, your ridemaster talking! Ready to go? Because it doesn’t look like. You need to get ready, and that means backs on mattresses! Imagine that you’re being mating pressed into the sheets, and just lie back and enjoy it. Oh, except for you, mister master, you can pretend like you’re getting amazon pressed. Which is NOT when Amazon publishes a print copy of your book, I had to figure that out the hard the way. It took me weeks to escape from that boxing factory… anyway, we’re gonna start spinning in about a minute, so you guys should really start finding somewhere to stand, because I can talk for a whole minute, easy! In fact, I have just the perfect topic to talk about…”

While Nola droned on, everyone scrambled to find a mattress to stand in front of. There were more than enough, easily having an amount where each girl could have three whole mattresses to herself if she wanted to.

But a lot of the girls wanted to be with their friends.

Out of fairness, it was agreed that Nick would be sandwiched between Mary and Kim, since they hadn’t had a lot of time with him today, while Rose and Sylvia both had. The two blondes looked enviously at the girls, and instead went over to go bug Holly.

Gina was on her own, as usual, while Dawn and Morgana took mattresses next to each other so that Dawn could be there for Morgana in case the goth girl got sick. Meanwhile, Dani, Marley, and Carly all got mattresses next to each other.

“…And that’s the story of how I lost my first baby tooth!” Nola finished. “Now, have we all gotten onto a mattress? Good! More of that, please! Here at Harem Hotel, the goal is to make sure that everybody ends up on a mattress more often than not. Hey, maybe that was why my season got suspended, we couldn’t get enough people into mattresses to keep the audience’s attention! I’ll have to try that next time, go more for the kinky sex stuff. Or maybe some wholesome, tender romance… well, honestly, both methods are correct! You should have kinky, tender romance if you ask me! But no one asks me anymore…”

“Nola, start the ride already!” Sylvia snapped. She liked Nola, she really did, but the leprechaun didn’t know how to shut her damn mouth.

“Okie-dokie-do! Starting the ride… now!” Nola chirped, and flipped the switch.

The ride began to spin. It was nice and simple at first, like any Gravitron ride would be. But it soon began to pick up speed. As it spun, the room darkened with red lights, and some sultry bedroom music like in a sleezy lounge began to play.

Nick wished he could say he was surprised by that, but he really wasn’t.

“Oh! I almost forgot!” Dawn shouted as she felt herself get pressed against the wall. “The amount of g-**** in order to push us like this would have to be-”

“24 Gs!” Gina shouted over the music. “Wooo! What a blast!”

That was quite a bit of ****.

“I feel so funny!” Mary exclaimed. She’d expected to feel sick, but that wasn’t how she felt at all. There was an odd feeling of weightlessness in her gut, along with a sharp jab of adrenaline that surged through her body.

“Oh my gosh!” Kim’s eyes widened in shock. “Look at Gina!”

Nick turned and gasped. “Gina!? What the hell are you doing!?”

The punk girl’s feet were no longer on the platform. She’d begun to climb up the mattress somehow, and was crouched against it.

“Having fun!” Gina chortled, rolling her eyes. “Don’t be such a square, Nick!”

Then, to everyone’ horror, she spider-crawled her way to the top of the mattress, and then pushed against the G-**** pressing down on her body to stand up at an angle.

It was quite a sight to see. She stood suspended over the ground, held in place by the centrifugal **** pushing against her body, hanging bizarrely at an angle as she stood up straight.

“I remember that!” Carly laughed over the music. “It was all over the internet for a while! Leave it to Gina to do something crazy like that!”

Marley instantly had a bad feeling. “Carly, don’t you-”

Too late. Her sister was already climbing up the mattress.

“…Dare.”

“Hey, it’s all in good fun,” Dani said, trying to calm down the slime girl. “You just be careful, okay?”

“Okay!” Carly called back to her.

The ride kept spinning, and the girls got more used to the feeling of being pushed into the mattress.

“Morgana, are you okay?” Dawn turned to the goth. She didn’t look so good.

“I-I’m not going to throw up!” Morgana shouted back. “But I’m too afraid to move!”

She seemed petrified with fear, and Dawn couldn’t say she blamed her.

At the same time, though, Dawn wanted some fun of her own, damn it!

“Let me try!” Dawn slowly started to crawl up the mattress, pushing against it slightly. She used her flexibility and her size to shift herself over, and hung upside-down on the mattress with her head aimed right for the ground.

“Dawn?!” Morgana exclaimed, her jaw dropping in shock.

“That looks really dangerous,” Holly said worriedly.

“It’s fine, cats always land on their feet,” Rose teased. She was working on easing herself up and down the mattress, and finding it pretty comfortable to maneuver.

It gave her some fun ideas.

“As for me…” She glanced over at Nick, Mary, and Kim, who were all in various stages of exploring what they could do on their mattresses. Not in the really fun way, but through a more normal method.

“I’ve never felt like this, even on a roller coaster!” Kim admitted. “It’s like I don’t have control over my body anymore!”

“I can’t even lean forward!” Mary felt too much pressure pushing against her. “How was Rose able to stand up straight like that?”

“No idea!” Nick said, shaking his head. “That’s too bold for me to try, if I’m being honest.”

Then he felt hands brush up against his cheek, and he froze.

“Hey there, hot stuff. Mind if I drop in?”

Nick fought off the G-**** to turn his head, and stared in shock at Rose. She was crouched above the bed, having crawled across a couple mattresses, including the one Kim was on, to get to him. Fortunately the mattresses were very tall, or that would have been an incredibly tight fit.

Still, the fact that she’d actually done that was insane.

“Rose, are you crazy?!”

“Oh, come now,” she cooed, climbing down beside him and pulling him into a hug. “These mattresses are big enough for two, aren’t they?”

She looked past Nick at Mary and raised her eyebrows suggestively.

Mary returned the look with a seething glare.

“I-I can do that too!” She exclaimed, pushing off her mattress as best she could to try and climb like Gina and the others were doing. It took a couple of sloppy and uncoordinated tries, but eventually she managed to get to Nick herself.

Rose tittered with joy. That’s what she liked, a girl who could fight for what she wanted!