An elegant solution.

“I know just the way how.” Mary smiled confidently. She took a few steps back, sprinted towards the wall, and leaped into the air. Holding her hands tightly against her collarbones, she spun several times around her axis. She landed perfectly on the railing, both arms raised in the air.

“No.” Said Cassie flatly.

“What?” Mary said innocently.

“You know what.

“I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about.”

“Please. You can be pretty badass, but this is entering the realms of fantasy.”

“Okay, fine. But your dad isn’t the only one who gets to exaggerate every once in a while.”

Steven chuckled. “Here’s what really happened…”

“Let’s see, we could-“ Mary attempted to say, before she felt a pair of hairy hands lifting her up and launching her towards the railing of the viewing platform.

“Mary, are you alright?!” Shouted Steven.

“Relatively.” Mary stumbled a little as she climbed up the railing. “Thanks, Cassandra. I guess you can’t…?” She glanced towards Steven and Dana.

As if on command, Cassandra grabbed the two and launched them towards the platform. When Dana pulled herself up, she heard an most unpleasant sound.

“RRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!”

Only to see her pink bra fluttering down to the ground.

Her double D’s revealed to the night sky, Dana quickly tried to cover them while making a surprisingly high pitched yelp.

As Steven stared a bit too long at her breasts, Mary quickly grabbed his jaw and moved his head away while saying a single word coldly.

“Don’t!”

“A bit jealous, mom?” smirked Cassie.

“No!” Mary yelled. “I just didn’t want someone ogling down our new friend.

“Yeah, that’s definitely what that look in your eyes meant.” Laughed Steven. “No green monster on your shoulders.”

“But there’s definitely a monster on the other side of this couch.” Retorted Mary. “Anyway…”

The three ran towards the exit, when they saw Gus waiting near the entrance. “Darn it, does that guy have nothing better to do tonight?” Moaned Steven. “How do we get passed him?”

“Wait, let me.” Interjected Dana. “I’ll distract him, while you two get out of here.”

“Are you crazy, he’ll film you!” Said Mary.

“So be it. You saved my life, Mary. This is the least I could do for you.”

“But…”

“No buts, I’m going and that’s final! I wish you two good luck, and not just on your way home.” She winked, before taking off towards Gus.