An Unexpected Visit

"Uh, Shepard?" Jack asked lowered her shotgun in confusion as she looked the two naked lovers up and down, "I love a good orgy as much as the next girl, but don't you think that you and the blueberry should have at least called first?"

"'A good -'?" Jane repeated before shaking her head at what Jack was implying. "No, no, no, no! That's not what this is at all! We just need to borrow some clothes!"

"Why would you need to borrow our clothes?" Miranda asked skeptically, "What happened to your clothes?"

"It's a long story..." A red faced Jane replied as Eezo came back through the broken window, chewing on the skillet.

"We got time." Jack simply stated, much to Jane and Liara's chagrin.

And so, the two naked lovers retold their story to the two half-naked lovers as the four sat down in the living room. About how Liara suggested a "Naked Day", sealing away all their clothes, the arrival of their parents, their sneaking around their own house, getting locked out of their house, streaking a mile over, breaking into Jack and Miranda's house ("The window wasn't cheap, Jane." Miranda had commented sourly), and Eezo taking them off guard.

"Then you two came down about ready to blow our heads off, and... Well, here we are." Jane finished with a shrug, holding a couch pillow over her body while blushing furiously. Liara did the same.

"W-well, that was quite... Quite the misadventure." Miranda said with a smirk, trying her hardest to keep the laughter out of her voice.

Jack, meanwhile, wasn't even hiding it as she sat in her chair, tears running down her face as she roared in laughter. "Oh, man!" She cackled, "This is rich! THE Commander Shepard and her girlfriend going streaking so they don't get caught by Mommy and Daddy! Can you honestly think of anything more fucking funny than that?!"

"I can think of one." Jane said sourly, narrowing her eyes at the laughing woman. "I gotta say, Jack. I always thought you'd be a black or red type of girl, not pink."

Jack immediately stopped laughing as she glared at Jane with a blush of her own. "S-shut up! This was white when I bought it! Miranda's thong got it like this!"

"I did warn you to separate the colors from the whites. Though I still have no idea how my underwear ended up in your laundry, Jack." Miranda muttered with a chuckle, finding amusement in the white lie that Jack had made her rehearse when Jack bought the pink bath set. For a brief second, she wondered how Jane and Liara would have reacted if Jack came down in her matching pink bunny slippers that came with the robe, causing the woman to giggle more.

"Um, on the subject of clothes..." Liara said, twiddling her thumbs, "It's rather chilly right now. I don't suppose we could borrow some clothes now?"

"I agree." Jane said with a nod, "I mean, it's bad enough that you two are going to have to sanitize this couch and these pillows now."

"Oh please! Miri and I did it on that thing, like, two hundred times now." Jack proudly stated as Miranda blushed a bit.

"I stand corrected. When we get back, we need to take a long, eight hour shower."

"Right." Miranda said, standing up. "I'll just - "

Ding-Dong!

The sound of the doorbell got the attention of the four women, each looking at the other in confusion.

"I'll go see who that is." Miranda said was she walked past Eezo, the varren still chewing on the skillet as she walked over to the door. Looking over her shoulder, she caught a quick glace of Liara and Jane being herded into the kitchen by Jack, the pillows still plastered to their front halves.

Once they were out of the living room, Miranda put on her best smile and opened the door. "Yes, may I -"

The woman's smile fell as she saw that Vice Admiral Hannah Shepard and Matriarch Aethyta standing at her door...